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How to Fix Hip-Hop
The rap that we love so dearly has become boring. We desperately need less minks and Lamborghinis, and more Malayan Tapirs and ziplines.
Nine Indecipherable Future Lyrics
Finally, the definition of such Futurisms as "Ore Ida," "Cowabunga Lifestyle," "Screech raised me," and of course "Flarge."
I Accidentally Touched Little Richard's Butt One Time
It was in the Detroit airport. After it happened Little Richard said, "He graze my derriere."
The Definitive Gudda Gudda Interview
We got the world's biggest Gudda Gudda fan to interview Gudda Gudda.
BREAKING: Drake has Found True Happiness
Read Noisey's EXCLUSIVE diary entry from the Young Angel himself.