Our national nightmare that is Justin Bieber's tortured adolescence continues. TMZ reports that the singer's tour bus was searched by police in Sweden, and they found a small amount of "narcotics" on the then-empty bus as well as a taser. More than the weed I'm interested in why Bieber has a taser on his fucking tour bus. Kid could definitely kick most other 18 year-olds' asses (despite him having the shit punched out of him by Michael Madsen in the "As Long as You Love Me" video) and I also have to assume he has 87,000 bodyguards with him at all times in addition to Lil Twist, who serves as his best friend/designated sneak-weed-through-airport-security guy who probably has something in his BFF/sneaking-weed-through-airport-security contract about jumping in front of Bieber if anyone is about to punch him. So why does Justin Bieber need a stun gun? Does he use it to torture people on his bus for his own amusement? Is Justin Bieber an IRL version of King Joffrey?Anyways, Bieber was not arrested, the bus was not impounded, and he is more than definitely going to blame this on someone else. Early signs point to Lil Za, Bieber's pal and a dude whose name does not stand for Lil Pizza. As for Bieber's comment on the matter, we look to his Twitter:
Bieber also linked to his newest music video, "All Around the World," consisting of cobbled-together footage from his tour as well as a live performance with Ludacris, which seems vaguely ominous though I can't put my finger on it.This is not Bieber's first brush with the devil's broccoli, but it's definitely more tangible than previous reports. Last December, it was reported that the Bieb got high on pot with a nursing student named Mimi, then took her to McDonald's, then went down on her for over an hour in a fit of marijuana-crazed horniness, then refused to let young Mimi touch him in any way, shape, or form. Why in that instance he refused to whip out his Bienis is beyond human comprehension, but in a good way.Drew Millard is like a man of the Night's Watch, but for Justin Bieber. He's on Twitter - @drewmillard
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