This guy I don't even know is crying to me about how his girlfriend recently cheated on him. Well, not crying, but definitely, like, whining, and he says that it's ruined Meek Mill's music for him. "That shit fucking sucks. I don't want to hear about how you're sitting in the coupe getting head from my girl."I empathize and naturally begin to complain about how I went through a similar experience in 2009, when my then girlfriend cheated on me, and I was particularly fond of a Soulja Boy song that contained the lyric: "Your girlfriend sucked on my dick and it felt like she had no teeth."Read the rest at Noisey.