Holy Shit

Listen to Metro Boomin, Drake, and Offset’s New Song “No Complaints”

The track comes one day after Drake's latest single, "Signs."
Alex Robert Ross
Noisey News

Suddenly Woke Lana Del Rey Joins Effort to Diminish Trump’s Powers Through Witchcraft

The singer supports the effort to bind Donald Trump and all those who abet him.
Alex Robert Ross
Holy Shit

Watch Katy Perry's Dystopian "Chained to the Rhythm" Video, Achieve Full Wokeness

Who the fuck is Aldous Huxley?
Phil Witmer
Deep Ass Questions

When Did Katy Perry Become Woke? An Investigation

Conscious is the new "woke."
Sarah MacDonald

When Keeping It Woke Goes Wrong: How Much Do We Really Want Artists to Speak Out?

In a time when social consciousness is an imperative, we should be more selective as to who we give a voice to.
Jabbari Weekes
Objectively Correct Lists

25 Things That Are As #Woke As Green Day

We proudly present to you the MVPs of today’s trans-global information age. Take this, world!
Ryan Bassil
Emma Garland
Important Questions Raised By...

Which Rapper Is the Wokest? An Investigation

B.o.B's Flat Earth Twitter rant lands him in the esteemed company of hip-hop's biggest conspiracy theorists.
Craig Jenkins

Sam Smith Only Just Waking Up To Racism Shows He’s Just Part of the Problem

He may have become "woke," but it's hard to ignore the fact that a man celebrated for music indebted to black culture had failed to recognize the privilege of protection that his whiteness affords him.
Breaking News

Mos Def, Wokest Human Alive, Was Arrested in South Africa for Using a "World Passport"

Bless you, Mos Def.
John Hill

George Clinton: This Guy Funks

George Clinton shares his thoughts on Kendrick Lamar, Flying Lotus, psychedelics, and what's funk in 2015.
Brian Josephs
Instagram Report

Chingy's Instagram Account Is the Resource You Need to #StayWoke

Get ready to thoroughly squeegee your third eye, sheeple.
Bauce Sauce

This Video of Kevin Hart Singing Beyoncé Made Us Think About a Potential Alien Takeover

Like, what if this was the only evidence we had left of humanity? What would that say about us?
Drew Millard