the worst things of all time

the worst things of all time

The 2018 VMAs Were a Boring Hellscape

MTV's flagship awards show has devolved into navelgazey nonsense that even Cardi B couldn't save. Isn't this supposed to be fun?
Colin Joyce
8.21.18
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The Cure's Robert Smith, Goth Royalty, Swears Yet Again That He's Not Goth

In a new interview, the Cure frontman and goth father explains that he only wears his ghoulish makeup because of Siouxsie Sioux, the ritual of concerts, and his "ill-defined features."
Phil Witmer
6.12.18
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We're Very Sorry but Will Smith's Midlife Crisis Is Officially Here

Footage of the Fresh Prince performing his new EDM travesty makes us wonder: how did it get to this?
Phil Witmer
9.7.17
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This Lana Del Rey Meets Ivanka Trump Parody Song Sucks

Amber Coffman and songwriter/satirist Nick Lutsko DESTROY the President’s daughter. You’ve GOTTA see this.
Colin Joyce
8.24.17
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Congrats America! You've Figured Out Dancehall!

Let Emily and her friends cluelessly inform you on the hip new "island vibes" of a decades-old genre and tradition.
Noisey Canada Staff
10.4.16
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Guys! Why Is Nobody Bidding on This eBay Guitar "Owned by a Member of The Fratellis"?

"The Ultimate Prize for the No1 Fratellis Fan" has zero bids, despite a very reasonable opening price of £6,799. Are people blind or something?
Emma Garland
8.10.16
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Some Guy Covered the Pokémon Theme Song in 20 Different Styles of the 90s and We Have to Burn the Internet Now, Sorry

The world wide web gave us too much, and now we shouldn't be allowed anything.
Emma Garland
8.3.16
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Dad Attends Cosmic Festival of Electronic Music, Science, and Stargazing, Then Complains It Stank of Hella Weed

"I’m not stupid and could tell the smell a mile off," your dad told the Manchester Evening News.
Emma Garland
7.26.16
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Drake Is Brought Up During Another Interview with a Toronto Artist, We're Tired of Writing About This

Ugh, does this even matter?
Noisey Canada Staff
6.27.16
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The Designer Who Made Kim Kardashian's Punk Jacket Wants to "Rape and Pillage" Punk

Enfants Riches Déprimés' Henry Levy got into an ugly Instagram spat with Kill Your Idols—not a good look, pal.
Kim Kelly
6.6.16
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Watch This Shitty Canadian Politician in a Shitty Political Rap Video That's Shitty

It's like a one-man Canadian version of 'Hamilton' but bad. Like, REALLY bad... and shitty.
A Proud Canadian
5.30.16
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YACHT’s Sex Tape Hoax Took Advantage of People’s Empathy for Revenge Porn Victims

When promotional stunts backfire...
Dan Ozzi
5.10.16
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