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Born Against’s Sam McPheeters on His Eerily Realistic Dystopian Novel About Police Surveillance
His second novel, 'Exploded View,' sets its sights on the LAPD of 2050.
Kurt Russell on ‘The Hateful Eight’ and Skateboarding with Charles Bronson
We caught up with the Hateful Eight star to talk about his penchant for Westerns, working with Tarantino, and that time Snake Plissken startled four badass guys in East St. Louis.
Legendary Special-Effects Artist Rick Baker on How CGI Killed His Industry
We met the man behind some of the most enduring special-effects imagery of the 20th century, including 'The Exorcist, 'Star Wars,' and the 'Thriller' music video.
The Worst People
“I kind of wish everyone on Earth hadn't died,” Casey Anthony said, running her fingers through Rick Santorum's hair. “Just so we could all rub it in their stupid faces that we did survive.” Howls of laughter filled the beach. Courtney Love said, “God...
Reality Quiz
Greetings! In light of this week's election, your local GOP committee is sending out this quiz to gauge our party's commitment to reality. As a registered Republican, your input is crucial to determining future party direction. Remember, there are no...
Yelping Halloween
I took my kids trick or treating yesterday and the second stop on our route was the Hadley household. Right off the bat, they lose a star for giving out Life Savers. Is this a 6th grade secret santa grab bag? Run out of carob chips? The candy you serve...
Public Statement by Jerry Sandusky on His Release from Prison, February 2454
"First off, I'd like to offer my heartfelt appreciation for the miracle of cell-extension nanotechnology. Who knew it'd be so easy to add an extra thousand years to everyone's life? And I should acknowledge the US Supreme Court, for making sure...
The Recent Unpleasentness - Sheriff Joe Tweets
We collected the best tweets from computer-illiterate sheriff and xenophobic baked potato Joe Arpaio.
The Brutality Report - Stupid People What Don't Know They're Stupid
Stupid people are more complex than we give them credit for because the less they know, the less they don't know what they don't know.
Brutality Report - Waiting for a 9.2
Like all good torture devices, the more you think about it, the worse your dread. It's a great way to spend some insomnia time.
The Brutality Report - Goddamned Fucking Shit that Doesn't Fucking Work Right
Why can't all machines just work all the time? Why do so many stupid, stupid fucking things always have to not work? Seriously--WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
The Brutality Report - Nagging the Childless
If you're a parent I've never met and you talk to me about your children, shame the fuck on you. I have called Child Protective Services on you people repeatedly.