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A Conversation About Online Piracy with the Guy Who Wants You to Pay for Porn
Spoiler alert: just like you should pay for your music, you should pay for your porn.
You Can't Just Walk Around Masturbating in Public, Swedish People
After a 65-year-old man was acquitted of indecency charges after jacking it on a public beach, international media outlets reported that it was OK to masturbate on beaches in Sweden. This is not true, everyone!
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