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We Asked Musicians About the One Artist We Should Listen to in 2019

Because good musicians know about good music and that's a fact.
Daisy Jones
1.9.19
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Beats 1’s Julie Adenuga and Matt Wilko Share Their Ones to Watch in 2019

From Clairo to Alicai Harley and Slowthai, the two London-based tastemakers share their thoughts on the artists to look out for this year.
Noisey Staff
1.7.19
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The Best Christmas Presents for the Music Fan You Don't Know All That Well

Look, we get it, buying stuff for relative strangers can be hard, so here's a few of the weirder things that musicians are selling this year.
Ryan Bassil
12.17.18
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We Matched Musicians Up with Their Perfect Halloween Costumes

And the results are spooOooOky!
Noisey Staff
10.30.18
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Every 90s Reference in Charli XCX and Troye Sivan's "1999," Ranked

2018 has been wild, can you blame them?
Kristin Corry
10.11.18
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The Nine Best Greta Van Fleet Songs

Looking to get into one of rock's most popular new bands? Here's where to start.
Noisey Staff
9.26.18
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Mariah Carey's Albums and Jim Carrey's Movies, Ranked

Finally, the two artists' bodies of work in one official ranking.
Noisey Staff
9.14.18
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65 Phrases Taylor Swift Should Totes Trademark

The pop star has already filed for the rights to phrases like "this sick beat"™, but there are so many more that should belong to her!
Annalise Domenighini
Dan Ozzi
Andrea Domanick
8.17.18
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40 Essential Albums You Probably Missed So Far in 2018

The first half of 2018 delivered some incredible music. Check out what might've slipped under your radar.
Noisey Staff
7.18.18
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The 69 Worst Instruments of All Time

Finally, a definitive ranking of the most awful sound-makers.
Noisey Staff
7.11.18
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Determining the Definitive Drake Face

'Scorpion' is here, so there's never been a better time to sculpt the Boy's Mount Rushmore of moods with this comprehensive list.
Devin Pacholik
Jabbari Weekes
Sarah MacDonald
7.5.18
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God Bless Tyler, the Creator and All of 2018's Great One-Off Singles

Tyler has been on one, putting out tracks from yesterday's "PEACH FUZZ" and "GELATO" to "OKRA," so here's a loosie appreciation post.
Ryan Bassil
Tshepo Mokoena
Daisy Jones
6.27.18
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