Sports On Noisey

J. Cole Is Very Worried About Markelle Fultz

"I pray for Markelle 'cause they fucked up his shot," Cole raps on 21 Savage's new album, 'i am > i was.'
Alex Robert Ross
Sports On Noisey

The Toronto Raptors' Loss Is Payback for That Time Drake Lost Me $200

Drake got snippy with a man twice his size last night, and the Raptors fell to a devastating 113-112 loss against LeBron James and Cleveland. I am bitter about this.
Alex Robert Ross
Sports On Noisey

Quavo Is Your 2018 NBA Celebrity All-Star Game MVP

The rapper put up 19 points and one overzealous block while Justin Bieber and Arcade Fire's Win Butler had quiet nights in Los Angeles.
Alex Robert Ross

Drake Was a Sideline Reporter at the Raptors Game Last Night

He continues to be a living meme.
Phil Witmer

This Is an Art

Artist unknown.
Alex Robert Ross
A Year of Lil Wayne

A Year of Lil Wayne: NBA Jams

Damian Lillard made a song with Lil Wayne, who of course is amped to be on an NBA player's rap album.
Kyle Kramer
Deep Ass Questions

Game of Chance: Is Chance the Rapper Protecting LeBron James from the Based God’s Curse?

A metaphysical analysis.
Alex Robert Ross

CURSE UPDATE: Lil B Explains Why Kevin Durant Is Playing so Well (EXCLUSIVE)

"What’s going on is that he’s fighting the curse. He wants to beat the curse."
Kyle Kramer
Longreads Or Whatever

I Discover All the Best Music in My Life Through Video Games, and I’m Not Alone

Without Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Grand Theft Auto, and Dave Mirra, my music library would probably be a near empty vessel.
Mat Ombler
Deep Ass Questions

Will Lil B Win the NBA Playoffs for the Golden State Warriors? A Statistical Analysis of the Based God's Curse

The Based God's Curse claimed its latest victim last night as James Harden's Houston Rockets were knocked out of the NBA Playoffs. What does it all mean?
Alex Hancock
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Is Shaq a Better Rapper than Nicki Minaj? This Video Gives Us the Answer!

In which Shaq blacks out.
Kyle Kramer

Whether Producing for P Reign Or Rapping With Kevin Durant, Devontée Is Always Working On Excellence

Meet the hulking rapper who produced for P.Reign and counts a number of NBA players as friends.
Slava Pastuk