Cruise

Noisey News

A Point-by-Point Analysis of Belle & Sebastian’s Really Polite Survey

The Scottish group has put questions to fans about a cruise they're planning for August 2019 and it's so damn sweet :').
Lauren O'Neill
2.14.18
Essays

Saying Goodbye to America at a Florida Georgia Line and Nelly Concert

America is many things to many people. In New Jersey one night, it was bro country's greatest duo singing "Cruise" with a flannel-wearing Nelly.
Alex Robert Ross
7.4.17
Essays

Five Years On, America Still Doesn't Know What to Do with Florida Georgia Line

Have the bro-country originators found a way past "Cruise"? Or do they remain in its shadow, watching the darkness grow as the sun sets behind them?
Nick Murray
5.7.17
Noisey News

Waka Flocka Flame Banned From Cruise Line Because Somebody (Maybe Flo Rida) Pooped on Poop Deck

The incident reportedly occurred at Rob Gronkowski's cruise party last year.
Alex Robert Ross
4.9.17
Party

We Spoke to the Fans of the Pitbull Cruise Before They Sailed Away with Mr. Worldwide

A supposedly fun thing that you'd do again if you liked Pitbull.
Ryan Pfeffer
3.11.17
Internet Exploring

The World’s Biggest Christian Rock/Rap Act Have Announced the Jesus Freak Cruise but Fans Aren’t Happy

DC Talk’s Jesus Freak Cruise will sail on an ocean of tears with fans angry at being priced out of the Caribbean cruise.
Noisey Staff
5.12.16
What I Learned About Style…

What I Learned About Style From Motörhead’s Motörboat Cruise

Bucket hats, Megadeth bikinis, and muumuus.
Kim Kelly
10.7.15
we saw this

Scenes from Motörhead’s Motörboat Cruise: Butts, Body Paint, and Bellyflops (NSFW, Obviously)

Photographer Melissa Castro hit the pool deck to document all the wet, wonderful weirdness that goes down when you put a thousand metalheads on a cruise ship.
Kim Kelly
10.7.15
we saw this

I Survived Motörhead's Motörboat Cruise

Metal, karaoke, and belly flops under the blazing Caribbean sun.
Kim Kelly
10.5.15
Longreads Or Whatever

Florida Georgia Line: America Is Awesome, Partying Is Fun

We met up with the All-American dudebros behind the massive "Cruise" to get to the bottom of why everybody's listening to country music all of a sudden.
Kyle Kramer
11.22.13