BEYONCÉWATCH 2013
Liveblogging the New Beyoncé Album with Kitty Pryde
Because Beyoncé is the queen of the universe, I spent money on this album on iTunes. It is 12:41 am on a Friday night and I am actually currently typing my iTunes password into iTunes because I'm paying money for this music on iTunes. Oh, now it's done. H
Kelly Rowland Made a Dumb Song about How Much She Hates Beyoncé
Kelly Rowland is airing her “Dirty Laundry” with Beyoncé because ergh, I guess she just wanted to be really, really insufferable this week.
We Made a Dude who Hates Beyoncé Listen to her Anyway
Meet Luis, the one person who dislike's Beyoncé's music on Earth. He found some nice things to say about Beyoncé.
A Bunch of Douchebags Started a Riot in the Line for Beyoncé Tickets in England
Unlimited finger wags to whoever dare disrupt anything Beyoncé-related.
Welcome to the Weird, Wild World of Beyoncé Memorabilia on Etsy
I suppose you don't need to know about this canvas of "Beyontina Knowlian," but then again you probably do.
Beyoncé's Halftime Performance was the Greatest Thing Of All Time
Beyoncé represents the great binaries of our time—she's an icon who represents the growth of our country, the progress in our world, and the beauty within ourselves.
What is Beyoncé Gonna Sing at the Super Bowl on Sunday?
We fed a bunch of figures into a machine and came out with straight odds.
Wait, Maybe Beyoncé DID Sing The National Anthem After All?
Spokesperson: "Regarding Ms. Knowles-Carter's performance, no one in the Marine Band is in a position to assess whether it was live or pre-recorded."
Holy Shit, Beyoncé Lip-Synced The National Anthem At Obama's Inauguration
This literally calls the entire system of democracy into question.