The Kid Mero

CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

Rick Ross' 'Mastermind' - The Kid Mero Review

I READ THIS TRACKLIST ON PAPER AND WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT FRENCH MONTANA IS ALL OVER THIS AND THERE'S A JOINT WITH MAVADO?! THEN I PUT IT ON AND IT WAS WILD BORING.
The Kid Mero
3.3.14
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

KATY PERRY'S "PRISM" IS A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY

CUZ SOME OF THESE JOINTS ARE BRAINWASH TUNEZ AND SOME ARE JUST MUSIC TO OD ON MOLLY TO.
The Kid Mero
10.29.13
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

Danny Brown's 'Old' - The Kid Mero Review

"THIS ALBUM IS BASICALLY A GANGSTA CLIT PIERCING. I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST POSITIVE WAY POSSIBLE."
The Kid Mero
10.18.13
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

In Solitude's 'Sister": The Kid Mero Review

"Jumping In The Air Doing A Split With Your Tongue Out Music"
The Kid Mero
10.11.13
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

Haim's 'Days Are Gone' Makes Me Want to Do Jumping Jacks and Smile Broadly

I WOULD ONLY LISTEN TO HAIM WHILE DOING COCAINE IN THE BACK TO THE FUTURE CAR AND HOLDING HANDS WITH A GIRL DRESSED LIKE A HOMELESS CYNDI LAUPER.
The Kid Mero
10.7.13
CAPS LOCK REVIEWS

Miley Cyrus's 'Bangerz' - The Kid Mero Review

THERE'S SO MANY THINGS THAT ARE UNFAVORABLE THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO THAN THIS SHIT.
The Kid Mero
10.4.13
Drake Week

"NOTHING WAS THE SAME" IS PRETTY STANDARD DRAKE, BUT PRETTY STANDARD DRAKE IS EXTREMELY TALENTED

CAPS LOCK REVIEWS: A TRACK-BY-TRACK BREAKDOWN
The Kid Mero
9.25.13
Premieres

Listen to Isaiah Toothtaker and Jacob Safari's 'ИOTHING' EP, Made Completely from Nine Inch Nails Samples

Plus, we got him and The Kid Mero talking, and that's definitely not a conversation you want to miss.
The Kid Mero
9.18.13
Noisey Blog

The Kid Mero Does New York Fashion Week

People attend fashion week to be fawned over and have their picture taken. So we sent The Kid Mero to NYFW to talk to people "DRESSED LIKE GOTHIC ASYMMETRICAL DYSTOPIAN FUTURE POETS."
The Kid Mero
9.12.13
Features

The Greatest Summer Jam Since 1980 - Kid Mero Edition

When we asked The Kid Mero to fill out a ballot for our Greatest Summer Jam Since 1980 tournament, he blurbed every single song. Since all of his blurbs were hilarious, we're reposting his entire ballot, unedited.
The Kid Mero
8.16.13
Features

We Sent The Kid Mero to A$AP Ferg's Listening Party for 'Trap Lord'

The Kid Mero was prevented from drinking Hennessey straight out of the bottle by Tyson Beckford, made fun of a dude in leather basketball shorts, and generally enjoyed himself.
The Kid Mero
8.7.13
Features

The DIIV Guy Needs to Stop Complaining

HOMIE YOU SEEMED SURPRISED THAT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS AN INDUSTRY? THE WORD "INDUSTRY" IS IN THE NAME OF IT B.YOU THINK YOU KICKIN OUT JAMS TO OVERDOSE TO IS EXEMPT FROM CAPITALISM? YOU'RE BUGGIN'.
The Kid Mero
7.11.13
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