Jabbari Weekes

There are no days without Weekes. There is no month without Weekes. There is no Leap year, Julian, Sidereal, Tropical, Anomalistic, Draconic, Lunar, Vague, Heliacal, Sothic, Gaussian, Besselian, Galactic year... without Weekes.

Internet Exploring

This Bootleg Netflix Drake Documentary Is Pure Agony

'Drake: Rewriting the Rules' is a new entry in a line of garbage, basic documentaries about Drake without Drake.
Jabbari Weekes
Phil Witmer
1.22.19
Internet Exploring

Jill Scott Is Trying To Dismantle 'No Nut November'

During a live performance, the neo-soul and self-love queen put on a grand showcase of her divine talents on the mic. Yes, we mean that sexually.
Jabbari Weekes
11.13.18
Essays

Is PUSHA-T Rap's Greatest Villain?

The rapper's ongoing beef with Drake makes one thing for certain: Push lives for this shit.
Jabbari Weekes
10.18.18
New music

Oh Boy, Future and Juice WRLD Team for the Extremely Smooth "Fine China"

Hopefully, this means a proper Future album is on the way.
Jabbari Weekes
10.15.18
stream of the crop

Stream of the Crop: 5 New Albums for Heavy Rotation

New albums from Lil Wayne and The Pom-Poms top this week's list.
Colin Joyce
Jabbari Weekes
Alex Robert Ross
9.29.18
rap

Kendrick Lamar and Lil Wayne Are a Perfect Student-Master Duo on "Mona Lisa"

The 'Carter V' stand out is the long-awaited collaboration of two of the best rappers alive.
Jabbari Weekes
9.28.18
Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 23

You're all on timeout after this one.
Kristin Corry
Kim Kelly
Jabbari Weekes
9.19.18
Noisey News

Nicki Minaj Used Queen Radio to Talk About Cardi B and Her Shoe

Funk Flex DJ sets! Drake/Meek talk! All in a day's work for Apple Music's new shock jock!
Jabbari Weekes
9.10.18
New music

The Story of the Lebron James and Kevin Durant Song That Didn't Need to Exist

Anyways, the full song is apparently out because 2018 won't stop.
Jabbari Weekes
9.7.18
Noisey News

Breaking Down Nicki Minaj’s Absurdly Outrageous Beats 1 Takeover

In typical fashion, the rapper provided blunt, often times ridiculous takes on her new album 'Queen.'
Jabbari Weekes
Kristin Corry
Lawrence Burney
8.10.18
Essays

RIP (???) to OVO Fest, Toronto's Number One Source of FOMO

After eight good years, Drake's OVO Fest has come to a quiet end. We think.
Jabbari Weekes
8.7.18
New music

Robyn Returns with New Dancefloor Tearjerker "Missing U"

After eight years, the Swedish singer releases the long-awaited single that will definitely be a new anthem for us to cry in the club to.
Jabbari Weekes
8.1.18
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