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Fan Fiction

Drake and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

The 6 God has returned with one billion streams and one hidden son. What will our hero do next?
Action Bastard
7.9.18
Objectively Correct Lists

Do It Big: The 5 Best EA Sports Big Soundtracks

Once, there was a collection of games that embraced the unreal in sports. Of course they had the best soundtracks.
Action Bastard
10.8.16
Fan Fiction

Owls, Part 3: A Drake and Eminem (and Joe Budden) Story

An epic tale of what was almost the greatest and gnarliest rap beef of the modern era.
Action Bastard
8.4.16
Fan Fiction

They Mad They Ain't Famous: A Kanye West Story

In which Kanye West pitches his "Famous" video idea to Kim Kardashian, the Jenners, Tyga, and a few celebrity guests.
Action Bastard
6.30.16
Remembering Things

'Def Jam: Fight for New York' was Definitely the Best Rap Video Game Ever in Life

'Def Jam: Fight for New York' wasn’t just great because it had rappers in it, but rather because it channeled what made rap fun into a console game.
Action Bastard
6.3.16
Interviews

Embrace Political Madness with JPEGMAFIA and Freaky's Video "I Might Vote 4 Donald Trump"

JPEGMAFIA, the Baltimore rapper behind 'Black Ben Carson,' discusses the craft behind his provocative song titles.
Action Bastard
5.20.16
Fan Fiction

Owls: A Drake Story, Part 2

Kendrick, Jay Electronica, Kanye, and Skepta give Drake a call in the latest installment of the gripping OVOpus.
Action Bastard
5.13.16
Fan Fiction

Owls: A Drake Story

On the day of 'Views,' the author of "The Lemons" imagines a day with the Drake brain trust.
Action Bastard
4.29.16