Hold on to your butts, kids.
The above headline is a totally true and factual statement that we could swear on in a court of law and not commit purgery about. For a taste of what you're in for, here's a 16-second teaser to whet your appetite for what's to come. What happens before those sixteen seconds? What happens after them? And what's actually going on during them? For answers to all these questions and more, you'll have to come back to Noisey tomorrow. It's the only way to find out.