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Spoiler Alert: P Reign and Drake's Video for "DnF" Was All A Dream

Watch as our heroes from Toronto embark on an epic quest to find tings.

Drake has been working really hard this past year. Between destroying Soundcloud with random releases in order to thwart hackers and working on his upcoming album Views From The 6, Aubrey needs to get away and relax. Another individual who has been working hard is Drake's friend P Reign, so in order to celebrate all this work, they've decided to get away to St. Martens (because P Reign is trapped in Canada) and relax on a beach. Unfortunately, they forgot to bring women (or Future) with them. Oh no! Whatever will our brave heroes do?

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Have no fear, because thankfully Drake has been eavesdropping when he was out on the town getting food (what kind of food does Drake eat when he's on vacation? Something citrusy, I'd imagine) and he heard about a few beautiful women around town who are not only beautiful but apparently also worth "millions." Intrigued, Drake and P Reign playfully skip into the mansion where they each get drunk with their individual partners. Do they actually "fuck?" It's hard to tell. P Reign is definitely involved in some heavy petting in the pool, but Drake seems to be perfectly happy smoking hookah by himself and blowing the smoke into a glass of chilled white wine.

But it turns out that it was just P Reign's dream, a fact revealed when Drake and his bucket hat wake him up on the beach. But because Drake and P Reign are not "waste mans" they get up, and chase that dream. Because after everything is said and done, is anyone able to dictate with whom, or when, you decide to drunk and fuck? No, no one can. And that's a little thing called freedom.

Slava Pastuk is waste and on Twitter.