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In Honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Join This Craigslist Lunatic’s Skinhead Gang

The whole "racism" thing TBD.

We’re not sure if this is real or not. For the sake of humanity, we’re erring on the side of it being fake. But yesterday, some lovely Boston resident posted this listing in the Activity Partners section of Craigslist (a wonderful place, by the way, to find like-minded creative types to start an escort service, play naked ice hockey, or just have a good old fashioned circle jerk).

He’s looking for someone to start a skinhead gang with him. Well, here, let him tell you all about it…

"Looking for some mates to start a real skinhead gang with. You don't need to be a current skinhead, I can shave you in. I have been a skinhead for over a year now and will be happy to show you the ropes. We will listen to music and talk about clothes/boots and pride. We might even need a clubhouse or local hangout to congregate at. I haven't decided if we will be racist or not, we can figure that out later."

There you have it, learn the ropes of skinhead culture from a year-long veteran. The whole racism situation will be determined later so you never know. Honestly, without the whole curbstomping-people-based-on-their-race thing, this skinhead gang sounds pretty cool! Music discussion! Clubhouses! Free haircuts!

Happy MLK Day, everyone.