And try not to feel feelings. Go on. We dare you.
Okay, test: try listening to Shy Girls' falsetto on "Under Attack" without a single feeling. Not elation, not horniness, not that weird R&B thing where the experience of another human's unbridled emotional expression over a cold-ass sax solo makes you want to shed every layer of defensive self-consciousness that keeps you from crying and pointing at the sky just cause that girl hasn't texted you back yet. If you passed this test, I know something you'll definitely fail: a captcha, because you're a malicious spambot. Get off this website.