And here’s a drawing of Killer Mike dressed as a Ninja Turtle to lighten the mood of the last video of a penis and vagina dancing to “Work.”A video posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Mar 16, 2016 at 1:01am PDT
YASSSSS QUEEN YASSSSSSS JOJO YASSSSS SLAYYYY YASSSSS.
Miley posted several videos of her doing yoga (this being one of them), and I attempted to mimic 15 seconds of it and I pulled out my back so now I’m in my bed eating trail mix. Whatever.A photo posted by JoJo (@iamjojo) on Mar 17, 2016 at 11:00am PDT
Major key over at “South By” when DJ Khaled brought out everyone and their mother for the show. They don’t want you to have special guest appearances, Khaled.A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Mar 17, 2016 at 7:03am PDT
@djgreenlantern @djnasty @djkhaled @daveeast @nas @wyclefjean @hairweavekiller s #sxsw2016
A photo posted by DJ KHALED (@djkhaled) on Mar 18, 2016 at 12:54pm PDT
Posting because Freeway always looks adorable, especially when hanging out with Bun B at SXSW. Two legends in the building.
Oh “cheek-to-cheek,” because your butts are rubbed together, right? Got it. Is that sanitary though? This is like the equivalent to sitting on a public restroom’s toilet seat.Chopped it up wit @trillog last night #SXSW #FreeWillAlbum #April29th
A photo posted by Freeway (@phillyfreeway) on Mar 18, 2016 at 11:46am PDT
The internet taught me that Calvin Harris’ government name is Adam Wiles, so I can stop losing my shit thinking my favorite couple broke up because Swizzle was cheating with some random named “Adam.” Whew, crisis averted.A photo posted by Azealia Banks (@azealiabanks) on Mar 16, 2016 at 11:42am PDT
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNN BERNARD! Back at it again with every Van in every color! SXSW got a treat when you walked those streets. Hey, that rhymed. Sign me to Rap-A-Lot though.A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 5:02pm PDT
Well, this is hot.A photo posted by Bun B (@trillog) on Mar 16, 2016 at 3:31pm PDT
This would be my dream come true!! #kylie where are you ???? ️#rebelheartour
A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Mar 18, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT
Meanwhile, Rihanna is like BRB I’m slaying for Vogue.Watching Rih sing on Anti Tour like… had so much fun tonight
A photo posted by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Mar 15, 2016 at 10:08pm PDT
These engagement photos are like a week old, and she’s still posting them. Ugh, I can tell already that Ciara is going to be like those annoying Facebook friends who have their wedding photo as their default pic like six years after they’ve been married. This is inevitable.A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Mar 17, 2016 at 11:49am PDT
Biebs is zen now, guys. Just FYI. The infinity pool really drives the point home.A photo posted by Ciara (@ciara) on Mar 18, 2016 at 6:32pm PDT
Kathy Iandoli was banned from SXSW two years ago, asked to speak there last year, and skipped this year because everything bores her now. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Mar 16, 2016 at 5:57pm PDT