The latest Madonna antic to inspire global rage comes from the stage of her Rebel Heart tour in Brisbane, Australia, where she pulled down the top of an unsuspecting fan to reveal a naked breast. Naked breasts, obviously, are not to be seen publicly, unless by Official Decree of The Special Order of Men’s Interests (which I believe is the next Harry Potter book). So naturally, this got everyone very pissed off—even more so because the fan in question is only 17-years-old, which one year “underage” in the majority of American states, but also one year over the age of consent in Australia. Before tugging on the young woman’s top, Madonna said, "She's the kinda girl you just wanna slap on the ass," at which point she pulled down the strapless top to reveal a breast—which appeared to be totally accidental, by the way—and said, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, sexual harassment!"
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