Here Is a Video of Richard Simmons in Black Metal Makeup

God bless you, the internet.

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May 6 2014, 4:28pm

It's not 100% clear why 65-year-old short shorts enthusiast Richard Simmons just posted a quick video of himself wearing metal makeup on Facebook. And clocking in at only 11 seconds, it raises more questions than it answers. (Please, god, let there be a forthcoming Sweating to Black Metal video.) But, well, here it is...

Post by Richard Simmons.