the chainsmokers

power rankings

Noisey Power Rankings: 5 November - 9 November

Lil Jon got snubbed by the President so that's a positive in our book. But Scary Spice goes down because Baby Spice puked in her mouth once.
Noisey Staff
11.12.18
Deep Shit

Ordering The Chainsmokers “Everybody Hates Me” Lyrics by Chainsmokers-Ness

"I post a picture of myself 'cause I'm lonely / Everyone knows what I look like / Not even one of them knows me​" is not even top.
Lauren O'Neill
3.16.18
New music

Who Is the Sick Boy, Really? A Meditation on The Chainsmokers’ New Single

Is it you? Perhaps.
Alex Robert Ross
1.18.18
Fandom Week

When Liking the Bands Other People Really Hate Is Still Worth It

Just a quick question, Chainsmokers or Nickelback superfans: why?
Tom Connick
9.26.17
The Greatest Things Of All Time

The Chainsmokers Finally, Thankfully Fell Out of the Billboard Top 10

Music kinda sucks now, but at least the Chainsmokers took an L.
Phil Witmer
7.12.17
Op-Eds

The Chainsmokers Are Bad, but It’s Not for the Reason You Think

On their debut album 'Memories... Do Not Open,' The Chainsmokers embrace nostalgia, for better or probably worse.
Larry Fitzmaurice
4.12.17
Festivals

The Future of VR at Music Festivals Isn't as Lame as You Think

Music festivals are gearing up for an arms race in VR experiences, and this summer is likely to be an inflection point. But what will that look like?
Miles Raymer
3.6.17
Future Days

All New Music Is Bad (Except for Desiigner)

How the collective desire to consume everything all the time has made music fans not able to understand anything at all.
VICE Staff
3.3.17
Coldplay Alert!

Hell Is Real and It Sounds Like This Kinda Lit Coldplay and Chainsmokers Song

You were honestly hoping this collab would be "Something Just Like This," weren't you?
Kyle Kramer
2.23.17
Noisey 2016

How Did The Chainsmokers, of All People, End Up Dominating 2016?

Analysing the bros, the music, and the voices behind the year's biggest hit-making machine.
Emilee Lindner
12.31.16
Noisey News

This Chainsmokers-Lady Gaga Beef Isn't the Beef We Want, but It's the Beef We Deserve

They’re fighting on Twitter and we're all to blame.
Alex Robert Ross
10.19.16
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Halsey and The Chainsmokers Get Uncomfortably Close Performing "Closer" at the VMAs

Mind the underboob.
Noisey Staff
8.30.16