Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK is Finally Over!

Here’s a handy round up of our favourite ways that The Voice completely shot itself in the foot. Again.
Lisa Wright
4.7.14
Spinning Arseholes

A Prediction of What Will Happen During The Last Few Weeks of The Voice

in order to save you the hassle of actually watching the program over the coming weeks, we’re giving you a round up of what’s definitely 100% going to occur during the remainder of the show.
Lisa Wright
3.17.14
Features

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Nine

Can you believe this show has been on for almost two months now? By the end, the total length of the series will be that of the gestation period of an actual human child.
Lisa Wright
3.10.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Eight

As has become apparent by now, whoever came up with the format for this show was three days into a week-long meth bender.
VICE Staff
3.3.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Seven

No-one does anything remotely memorable, Cherri goes through on merit of at least not singing a song by bloody Dido and thus the selections are complete. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Lisa Wright
2.24.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Six

This weekend the BBC were plying the televisions of the nation with a fresh conveyor belt of future cruise ship employees.
Lisa Wright
2.17.14
Spinning Arseholes

Why No One Is Going To Win The Voice This Year

You’d probably have more chance of forging a singing career if you went busking on High Street Kensington.
Lisa Wright
2.10.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Two

In week two we meet "vintage-lover" Sophie, who has recently discovered Beyond Retro and is not afraid to show it, some guy from Hackney, and a woman who sings like an ox with a cold.
Lisa Wright
1.20.14
Spinning Arseholes

Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode 1

A pop star famous for her arse, a pensioner famous for libido and the man who penned the line "I'm so 3008 / You're so 2000 and late" all sang along to the Kaiser Chiefs.
1.13.14