Spinning Arseholes
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK is Finally Over!
Here’s a handy round up of our favourite ways that The Voice completely shot itself in the foot. Again.
A Prediction of What Will Happen During The Last Few Weeks of The Voice
in order to save you the hassle of actually watching the program over the coming weeks, we’re giving you a round up of what’s definitely 100% going to occur during the remainder of the show.
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Nine
Can you believe this show has been on for almost two months now? By the end, the total length of the series will be that of the gestation period of an actual human child.
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Eight
As has become apparent by now, whoever came up with the format for this show was three days into a week-long meth bender.
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Seven
No-one does anything remotely memorable, Cherri goes through on merit of at least not singing a song by bloody Dido and thus the selections are complete. Fan-fucking-tastic.
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Six
This weekend the BBC were plying the televisions of the nation with a fresh conveyor belt of future cruise ship employees.
Why No One Is Going To Win The Voice This Year
You’d probably have more chance of forging a singing career if you went busking on High Street Kensington.
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode Two
In week two we meet "vintage-lover" Sophie, who has recently discovered Beyond Retro and is not afraid to show it, some guy from Hackney, and a woman who sings like an ox with a cold.
Spinning Arseholes: The Voice UK, Episode 1
A pop star famous for her arse, a pensioner famous for libido and the man who penned the line "I'm so 3008 / You're so 2000 and late" all sang along to the Kaiser Chiefs.