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We Matched Musicians Up with Their Perfect Halloween Costumes

And the results are spooOooOky!
Noisey Staff
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Every 90s Reference in Charli XCX and Troye Sivan's "1999," Ranked

2018 has been wild, can you blame them?
Kristin Corry
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The Nine Best Greta Van Fleet Songs

Looking to get into one of rock's most popular new bands? Here's where to start.
Noisey Staff
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Mariah Carey's Albums and Jim Carrey's Movies, Ranked

Finally, the two artists' bodies of work in one official ranking.
Noisey Staff
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65 Phrases Taylor Swift Should Totes Trademark

The pop star has already filed for the rights to phrases like "this sick beat"™, but there are so many more that should belong to her!
Annalise Domenighini
Dan Ozzi
Andrea Domanick
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An Entirely Serious Investigation: Which Group of Non-Rappers, Rap the Best?

Love Island contestants? Actors? Basketball players? We put them to the test.
Alex Ekong
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40 Essential Albums You Probably Missed So Far in 2018

The first half of 2018 delivered some incredible music. Check out what might've slipped under your radar.
Noisey Staff
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The 69 Worst Instruments of All Time

Finally, a definitive ranking of the most awful sound-makers.
Noisey Staff
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A Definitive Ranking of All the England Football Songs

What someone who knows music theory makes of everything from "Vindaloo" to "World in Motion" to (of course) "Three Lions."
Emily Bootle
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Determining the Definitive Drake Face

'Scorpion' is here, so there's never been a better time to sculpt the Boy's Mount Rushmore of moods with this comprehensive list.
Devin Pacholik
Jabbari Weekes
Sarah MacDonald
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God Bless Tyler, the Creator and All of 2018's Great One-Off Singles

Tyler has been on one, putting out tracks from yesterday's "PEACH FUZZ" and "GELATO" to "OKRA" – so here's a loosie appreciation post.
Ryan Bassil
Tshepo Mokoena
Daisy Jones
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Go On, Here Are the Best British Tracks of 2018 So Far

Continuing our annual tradition, we've written about the songs our friends/neighbours/Uber drivers have heard on repeat all year.
Noisey UK Staff