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Mariah Carey's Albums and Jim Carrey's Movies, Ranked

Finally, the two artists' bodies of work in one official ranking.
Noisey Staff
4 days ago
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65 Phrases Taylor Swift Should Totes Trademark

The pop star has already filed for the rights to phrases like "this sick beat"™, but there are so many more that should belong to her!
Annalise Domenighini
Dan Ozzi
Andrea Domanick
8.20.18
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An Entirely Serious Investigation: Which Group of Non-Rappers, Rap the Best?

Love Island contestants? Actors? Basketball players? We put them to the test.
Alex Ekong
8.10.18
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40 Essential Albums You Probably Missed So Far in 2018

The first half of 2018 delivered some incredible music. Check out what might've slipped under your radar.
Noisey Staff
7.19.18
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The 69 Worst Instruments of All Time

Finally, a definitive ranking of the most awful sound-makers.
Noisey Staff
7.12.18
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A Definitive Ranking of All the England Football Songs

What someone who knows music theory makes of everything from "Vindaloo" to "World in Motion" to (of course) "Three Lions."
Emily Bootle
7.11.18
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Determining the Definitive Drake Face

'Scorpion' is here, so there's never been a better time to sculpt the Boy's Mount Rushmore of moods with this comprehensive list.
Devin Pacholik
Jabbari Weekes
Sarah MacDonald
7.6.18
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God Bless Tyler, the Creator and All of 2018's Great One-Off Singles

Tyler has been on one, putting out tracks from yesterday's "PEACH FUZZ" and "GELATO" to "OKRA" – so here's a loosie appreciation post.
Ryan Bassil
Tshepo Mokoena
Daisy Jones
6.27.18
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Go On, Here Are the Best British Tracks of 2018 So Far

Continuing our annual tradition, we've written about the songs our friends/neighbours/Uber drivers have heard on repeat all year.
Noisey UK Staff
6.14.18
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Bongs of the Summer, Ranked

The biggest hits of the season ahead.
Andrea Domanick
5.29.18
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7 Essential Lil B Mixtapes to Get You Started on the Based Path

Much of Lil B's mammoth discography has finally hit streaming services. Here are a few of the #rare albums you should collect.
Phil Witmer
4.25.18
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A Few Key Things Elton John Should Be Aware of Now That He's Joined Tumblr

Sir Elton, let me tell you about 'Homestuck.' And 'Steven Universe.' And SuperWhoLock.
Phil Witmer
4.6.18