The Noisey Questionnaire of Life

The Noisey Questionnaire Of Life: Cardi B

We ask the Queen of 2017 for her opinions on Nandos, cocoa butter and who she thinks is better – Tupac or Biggie.
Noisey UK Staff
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Watch Wiley Throwback To 00s Rap Videos In "You Were Always"

The promo for the R&B inflected track also features Skepta and Belly.
Lauren O'Neill
Holy Shit

Your Birthday Party Will Never Be as Good as Stormzy’s Birthday Party

Exclusive Adidas merch, endless Nandos burgers and a cake the size of a small island...
Daisy Jones
we saw this

It’s Here: The First Food Critic Review of Nando’s New, Stormzy Affiliated #MerkyBurger

This burger is a welcome deviation from the main menu of this fine establishment.
Music Exchange

Meet Muzi, the South African Skater Kid Making Beats That'll Break Your Chest

And listen to his exclusive mix for Noisey.

I’m the Guy Who Made a Rap Video About Having a “Cheeky Nando’s”

“I approached Nando’s, yes…they wanted absolutely nothing to do with it.”
Joe Zadeh
punk in love

Modern Baseball’s Guide to British Food

The American pop punk band deconstruct prawn cocktail and write a eulogy for Nando's.
Emma Garland
The Noisey Guide to

The Noisey Guide to Eating Shit Food on Tour

We asked a load of your favourite rock bands to bestow some culinary advice towards a watertight guide for munching on the road.
Hannah Ewens
Longreads Or Whatever

Loads Of Huge UK Rock Bands Still Have Day Jobs

A bunch of our favourite new bands tell us how the best way to have a career in music is to not have a career in music.