Fandom Week

When Liking the Bands Other People Really Hate Is Still Worth It

Just a quick question, Chainsmokers or Nickelback superfans: why?
Tom Connick
Coldplay Alert!

Coldplay's "A L I E N S" Is Not About Memes or the Illuminati, but It's Fine

Brian Eno is on this track, we're good.
Phil Witmer
aliens and that

A Brief History of Matt Bellamy's Brushes with Conspiracy Theories

Of course he thinks he's seen a UFO.
Lauren O'Neill

Survey On Sex at Festivals Reveals That People Are Boinking to All the Wrong Things

Who is sexing to Muse? Why? Wait, I don't want the answer.
Alex Robert Ross
The Greatest Things Of All Time

A Tribute to Muse, the Band That Mounts the World

An entirely unprompted celebration of the band that does rock music the best because they do it the dumbest.
Phil Witmer
Who Actually Listens To...

Who the Hell Actually Listens to Muse?

I went to meet the legions of Supermassive Musers to find out why the melodramatic Devon prog-rockers seem to have become Britain's perennial headliner.
Daisy Jones
the worst things of all time

Nine Bands We'd Like To Never Headline A Festival Again

They've had their time. Let's start 2016 different to how we've started the last fifteen years.
Noisey Staff
the worst things of all time

I Listened to Radio X to See How Long it Would Be Before I Heard a Female Musician

The self-proclaimed “first truly male-focused station” aired this morning so we decided to tune in and suss it out.
Emma Garland
Festivals 2015

We Sent the Worst Guy In Our Office to Download Festival

He didn't really mind all the surveillance, because he has no morals.

Clearly Muse Are Asking to Have a Dick Photoshopped on to Their Album Cover so Here It Is

Like, come on.
Noisey Staff

What's It like to Be a Jobbing Actor in the World of Major Music Videos?

From being buried alive by Spike Jonze to learning kung fu in Romania, five unsung stars tell their stories.

We Should All Be Able to Judge an Album by Its Cover

Cover art matters if you want your album to stick around.