Internet Exploring

Some Genius Combined Morrissey Lyrics with Amazon Reviews of P90X

With lyrics auto-populated by a predictive text generator, the song is an AI-created masterpiece of music and peak physical fitness.
Dan Ozzi

Johnny Marr Is On Another Planet and Wants Us to Join Him

On his new album 'Call the Comet,' the ex-Smiths guitarist finds defiance and offers solace in escapism as the world crumbles before our eyes.
John Ochoa

What It Really Means to Separate the Art from the Artist

We spoke to Kanye, Brand New, R Kelly and Morrissey fans about that feeling when your fave becomes problematic.
Fergal Kinney
Noisey Hitlist

Matt Maltese Is Like a New and Improved Morrissey For Millenials

We’re premiering the weirdo pop artist’s new video for “Greatest Comedian”, directed by Jak Payne, today.
Daisy Jones
In Memoriam

Things We Can Leave Behind in 2017

Sayonara! Thanks a lot for sucking!
Noisey UK Staff
Noisey News

Sorry Morrissey, Der Spiegel Has Audio Proof You're Still an Asshole

Turns out he said exactly what he said they said, quelle surprise.
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

Der Spiegel Need to Drop that Raw Morrissey Interview Audio

It's the only way to know whether Mozzer really defended Kevin Spacey and victim-blamed survivors of sexual assault.
Daisy Jones
Noisey News

Morrissey Says He’s No Longer Doing Print Interviews, World Rejoices

If you believe in a deity, now is the time to give thanks.
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

Morrissey Defends Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey, Attacks Multiculturalism

In an interview with 'Der Spiegel,' the singer said that the the recent spate of sexual assault allegations in the media were "not very credible."
Alex Robert Ross
Fan Fiction

A Day in the Life of Teenage Morrissey

Ahead of the release of his new album 'Low in High School', we dug out Moz's schoolboy diary.
Rosie Hewitson
Noisey News

Morrissey is a Grown Baby Who Didn't Perform Last Night Because The Stage Was Too Cold

The Mariah of rock strikes again.
Noisey UK Staff
Deep Ass Questions

It’s Dumb That ‘Jools Holland’ Is the UK’s Only Decent Music TV Show

For a tiny island, we have a pretty big talent pool. So what gives?
Lauren O'Neill