Glastonbury

Glastonbury 2017
Glastonbury 2017

All the Things We Overheard at Glastonbury This Year

“VICE dot com is wack I could eat a burger better than them any day.”
Noisey UK Staff
6.26.17
Glastonbury 2017
Glastonbury 2017

I Saw All The Dumbest-Sounding Shit At Glasto So You Didn't Have To

Why go and see Warpaint on The Park Stage when you could be watching Disgraceful Squids on Bez's Flying Bus?
Emma Garland
6.26.17
Festivals
Festivals

Life Advice From the Older Wreckheads of Glastonbury

How do you look so healthy, old and wise, stranger?
Ryan Bassil
6.23.17
Glastonbury 2017
Glastonbury 2017

Who Glastonbury's Secret Sets Will Be, According to a Psychic Wizard

We need ANSWERS, goddammit!
Daisy Jones
6.22.17
Glastonbury 2017
Glastonbury 2017

A Handy Guide to All the Food You’re Gonna Need to Survive Glastonbury

Stock up on those tinned peaches my friend, because they are going to be curing your hangover for the next five days.
Daisy Jones
6.21.17
Noisey News
Noisey News

BREAKING: Gary Lineker Does NOT "Shag Crisps"

The snack spokesman has finally broken his silence on the Glastonbury flag that has haunted his career.
Lauren O'Neill
5.2.17
Festivals 2017
Festivals 2017

What It Means to Have Boy Better Know Headlining a Major Glastonbury Stage

Emily Eavis announced BBK for the Other Stage, adding another chapter to the festival's history with grime.
Lauren O'Neill
4.5.17
Festivals 2017
Festivals 2017

Glastonbury Festival Would Like You to Know That It's Down With the Kids

The festival's first major announcement seems to skew pretty young, and that can only be a good thing.
Lauren O'Neill
3.30.17
Noisey News
Noisey News

Wiley Appears To Confirm He Will be Performing at Glastonbury 2017

RIP "Fuck them and their farm".
Noisey Staff
1.30.17
Noisey News
Noisey News

Michael Eavis Says He’s Renamed Glastonbury 2019 as … ‘the Variety Bazaar’

'The Glastonbury Festival team presents The Variety Bazaar', to be more specific.
Noisey Staff
1.17.17
Thinkpieces And Shit
Thinkpieces And Shit

Patti Smith’s ‘Horses’ is Still Teaching Me How to Be Free

On her iconic debut album, her refusal to fit into the cookie cutter version of womanhood legitimised my own sense of self.
Daisy Jones
12.15.16
Interviews
Interviews

Vic Reeves VS The Pop Group

In 1979, a young Vic Reeves, pumped up on amphetamine, witnessed Mark Stewart's The Pop Group play Glastonbury and had a major epiphany. Now, we re-unite them for a special reflective chat about pills, curry, and punk.
Daniel Dylan Wray
11.16.16