Glastonbury

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Jon Snow Had the Largest Glastonbury of All

Why is anyone surprised that he has 'no recollection' of allegedly chanting "fuck the Tories"?
Lauren O'Neill
6.28.17
Photos

All Our Photos from the Best Queer Club You Can Find in a Field

I really don't remember NYC Downlow's tenth anniversary party looking like this.
Daisy Jones
6.28.17
Glastonbury 2017

We Asked Everyone at a Shaggy Gig If It Was Them

Turns out you’re all guilty as hell.
Emma Garland
6.27.17
Glastonbury 2017

All the Things We Overheard at Glastonbury This Year

“VICE dot com is wack I could eat a burger better than them any day.”
Noisey UK Staff
6.26.17
Glastonbury 2017

I Saw All The Dumbest-Sounding Shit At Glasto So You Didn't Have To

Why go and see Warpaint on The Park Stage when you could be watching Disgraceful Squids on Bez's Flying Bus?
Emma Garland
6.26.17
Festivals

Life Advice From the Older Wreckheads of Glastonbury

How do you look so healthy, old and wise, stranger?
Ryan Bassil
6.23.17
Glastonbury 2017

Who Glastonbury's Secret Sets Will Be, According to a Psychic Wizard

We need ANSWERS, goddammit!
Daisy Jones
6.22.17
Glastonbury 2017

A Handy Guide to All the Food You’re Gonna Need to Survive Glastonbury

Stock up on those tinned peaches my friend, because they are going to be curing your hangover for the next five days.
Daisy Jones
6.21.17
Noisey News

BREAKING: Gary Lineker Does NOT "Shag Crisps"

The snack spokesman has finally broken his silence on the Glastonbury flag that has haunted his career.
Lauren O'Neill
5.2.17
Festivals 2017

What It Means to Have Boy Better Know Headlining a Major Glastonbury Stage

Emily Eavis announced BBK for the Other Stage, adding another chapter to the festival's history with grime.
Lauren O'Neill
4.5.17
Festivals 2017

Glastonbury Festival Would Like You to Know That It's Down With the Kids

The festival's first major announcement seems to skew pretty young, and that can only be a good thing.
Lauren O'Neill
3.30.17
Noisey News

Wiley Appears To Confirm He Will be Performing at Glastonbury 2017

RIP "Fuck them and their farm".
Noisey Staff
1.30.17