Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation
Sophie Ellis-Bextor Has 100% Positive Feedback on eBay
She won't tell us her username but we're pretty sure it's Groovejet1979
Broken Social Scene's Kevin Drew Has a Penis With "An Original Quality to it"
The Broken Social Scene founder manages to turn 50 minutes of cock chat into a colloquy on the state of human relationships in the modern world.
Tinchy Stryder SLAMS Skepta's "Chocolate Digestives are Dead" Slur
The grime biscuit beef continues...
Skepta Wants You to Remember You're Just a Tiny Piece of Shit
And he thinks some people "are only just finding about" about Jammy Dodgers.
Kiesza Has Only Had One Boyfriend
But she's not ruling out short guys in the future. Maybe she'll meet one at her capoeira group.
Chris Cain from We Are Scientists Says That Releasing 'Barbara' Was Akin to Bowling a Gutter-Ball
And then he told us a joke.
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Lexxi from Steel Panther Offered Us Solutions to a Sexual Problems Page Clipped from a Newspaper
Take too many pills. If you can’t get laid, it’s just not worth continuing.
The Nightmare Interview Before Christmas... Shaggy
Who is going to ask him about his Gulf War service or his work on the official song of the 2007 Cricket World Cup?
Someone Gave Naughty Boy an Average Music Review and He Wants to Send Them a Shit in The Post
Specifically, a post-salad shit.
If Enter Shikari's Rou Reynolds Was in a Lift With David Cameron, He Would Do a Massive Fart
Or press the buttons for all the floors.