Noisey 2017

How Not to Die From Boredom This Christmas

Here's a whole load of stuff to read, hear, and absorb during that blank void of hell we refer to as “the holidays”.
Noisey UK Staff
New music

Rejoice, Chance the Rapper and Jeremih's New Christmas Mixtape Is Here

​'Merry Christmas Lil Mama: ReWrapped' has landed. Now it's really Christmas.
Lauren O'Neill
noisey christmas

Treat Yourself To An Indie Little Christmas

If you're already sticking a needle into your heart over repeated listens to original holiday songs, here are some alternatives from Phoebe Bridgers, Charly Bliss, Best Coast, and more.
Lauren O'Neill

Do the Right Thing and Get Big Shaq to Number One This Christmas

"Man's Not Hot - Christmas Edition" is the only righteous festive hit for 2017.
Noisey UK Staff
Internet Exploring

Sorry Guys, We're About to Ruin Your Christmas

Did you know the songs of the festive season are really about being lonely, death and madness?
Ryan Bassil
Emma Garland
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

A$AP Rocky Has Made a Baking Kit Full of A$AP Mob Cookie Cutters

Proceeds from the 'Ginger Bread Mob Cookie Kit' go to the charity founded in the wake of A$AP Yams' death in 2015.
Lauren O'Neill
Internet Exploring

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" Is Still the Biggest, Best Christmas Song

A study by 'The Economist' says that Mariah Carey's classic rules Christmas streaming. It never left our hearts.
Phil Witmer

Have a Warm, Psychedelic Holiday With Kevin Morby’s “Blue Christmas”

"There's something special about celebrating the Holidays in the sun," Morby told us, probably drinking a cold beer in the sun.
Alex Robert Ross
Noisey News

DMX Has Released an Official Cover of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

It's part of the 'Spotify Singles: Holiday' playlist, which also features tracks from Wolf Alice, Wyclef Jean and Rostam.
Lauren O'Neill
Unseasonable Music

Christmas Songs? In September? Really?

Paul McCartney and Gwen Stefani have both released Christmas songs this week. This is dumb!
Alex Robert Ross
Noisey News

Sia and Gwen Stefani Both Apparently Have Christmas Albums Coming

Hope you're enjoying your summer!
Lauren O'Neill
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Watch Rae Sremmurd and Kodak Black Get Christmas Lit in New “Real Chill” Video

Definitely better than your Christmas party.
Alex Robert Ross