Gavin Haynes

Festivals 2015

Hong Kong Music Festivals Are Beautiful, So Why Won't Anyone Go To Them?

The skyline is beautiful and the line-up boasts acts like The Libertines, Angel Haze and ASAP Rocky. So why is it so hard to put on a festival in Hong Kong?
Gavin Haynes
12.16.15
Thinkpieces And Shit

Started from the Top Now We’re Here: Why Are So Many Of Britain’s Top Popstars Posh?

An ubermensch class of arsehole has been allowed to buy up pop music as efficiently as they bought up NW1.
Gavin Haynes
1.20.15
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Sophie Ellis-Bextor Has 100% Positive Feedback on eBay

She won't tell us her username but we're pretty sure it's Groovejet1979
Gavin Haynes
6.26.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Broken Social Scene's Kevin Drew Has a Penis With "An Original Quality to it"

The Broken Social Scene founder manages to turn 50 minutes of cock chat into a colloquy on the state of human relationships in the modern world.
Gavin Haynes
5.23.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Tinchy Stryder SLAMS Skepta's "Chocolate Digestives are Dead" Slur

The grime biscuit beef continues...
Gavin Haynes
5.2.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Skepta Wants You to Remember You're Just a Tiny Piece of Shit

And he thinks some people "are only just finding about" about Jammy Dodgers.
Gavin Haynes
4.24.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Kiesza Has Only Had One Boyfriend

But she's not ruling out short guys in the future. Maybe she'll meet one at her capoeira group.
Gavin Haynes
4.17.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Chris Cain from We Are Scientists Says That Releasing 'Barbara' Was Akin to Bowling a Gutter-Ball

And then he told us a joke.
Gavin Haynes
4.8.14
Features

Cooly G Thinks all the Hairy Women Should Fuck Off

"They should just go to Covent Garden and get a wax shouldn’t they".
Gavin Haynes
4.1.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

Mac DeMarco Has an Average or Below-Average Sized Penis

And yet he still wears size 10 shoes.
Gavin Haynes
3.25.14
Gavin Haynes's Polite Conversation

We Antagonised Martin Creed for What Felt Like a Lifetime

He seemed to take it pretty well.
Gavin Haynes
3.11.14
Features

Kyla La Grange Won't Shag Bank Of England Governor Mark Carney

Or Fed governor Ben Bernanke. Or Santa Claus.
Gavin Haynes
3.4.14
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