Dan Ozzi

America's Only Music Writer™. 

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Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 24

For this special Valentine's Day edition, you sent us a video about kites, dogs, cats, and of course, resumés.
Leslie Horn
Kristin Corry
Dan Ozzi
2 days ago
Holy Shit

You Should Probably Go to This Screamo Festival in Toronto

Majority Rule, City of Caterpillar, Ostraca, Respire, Jeromes Dream, Loma Prieta, Frail Hands. The lineup for New Friends Fest is stacked.
Dan Ozzi
2 days ago
Deep Ass Questions

An Elaborate Theory About What Happened When Travis Scott Fell in That Hole

Let's dive in.
Trey Smith
Dan Ozzi
2.4.19
Rank Your Records

AJJ’s Sean Bonnette Ranks the Band’s Six Albums

The frontman looks back at AJJ's constantly evolving career, from scrappy folk-punk duo to full blown rock band.
Dan Ozzi
2.1.19
APOLOGIES

The Whole Weezer/"Africa" Thing Was My Fault and I’m So Sorry

A Noisey editor's formal apology for helping to create a pop culture monster.
Dan Ozzi
1.28.19
Remembering Things

Flight of the Conchords’ Best Song Was Also Their Least Funny One

The comedy-folk duo made a name for themselves for their humorous songs about killer robots and rapping hippopotamuses, but it was an early deep cut that showed off their lyrical prowess.
Dan Ozzi
1.9.19
Rank Your Records

Hopeless Records Founder Louis Posen Picks the Label's Ten Best Releases

For the California-based punk label's 25th anniversary, we had the founder pick his ten favorite releases out of a catalog of hundreds.
Dan Ozzi
1.4.19
Internet Exploring

Some Beautiful Weirdo Reviewed Every Album on Our Albums of the Year List

100 albums. 100 tweets. One Noisey reader with too much time on his hands.
Dan Ozzi
12.19.18
Internet Exploring

A List of People Who Have Won Ice-T’s Dumbfuck of the Day Award

These poor bastards have all fallen victim to the cold hand of Twitter's merciless sensei.
Dan Ozzi
12.18.18
Interviews

Chris Gethard Will Always Be a Loser (and That’s OK)

The comedian reflects on life after 'The Chris Gethard Show,' the surprise success of his call-in podcast, and his new book of life advice, 'Lose Well.'
Dan Ozzi
11.30.18
Rank Your Records

The Marked Men’s Mark Ryan Ranks the Band’s Four Seminal Punk Albums

The guitarist of the influential Texas four-piece looks back at their four infectious LPs.
Dan Ozzi
11.30.18
Premieres

These Might Just Be the Last Songs the World Ever Gets from The Marked Men

We'll probably never get another album from the power pop legends, but 'On the Other Side,' their collection of loose tracks, is a nice substitute.
Dan Ozzi
11.20.18
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