Weed and music: Name a more iconic duo—we'll wait. THC and tunes go together like peanut butter and jelly, like ketchup and mustard, like, well, weed and contemplating the vast mysteries of the universe. It's a scientifically proven fact that music sounds better when you're stoned. People have been going to college for years to learn about this phenomenon, but it doesn't take a geochemistry-musicology degree to know the appeal of smoking on that gas and playing some jams, as anyone who has ever read Noisey once can attest.
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Except: What if that's not always the case? Lots of music sucks, so it stands to reason that, even given the powerful properties of pot, plenty of music would suck even after you've smoked weed. And, crazily enough, some music might even suck more because of the weed. To invoke science once again, cannabis is generally enjoyed calming and relaxing effects, which might be totally at odds with the kind of music you enjoy. There is always an exception that proves the rule, even when the rule is one as steadfast as: music sounds better with weed. Here are 12 of those very instances:I read Chuck Klosterman's SPIN review of grindcore-or-whatever legends the Locust's 2003 album Plague Soundscapes (in print, no less!) and desperately needed to hear it. For some reason, though, I couldn't find a downloadable copy (these were my pirating days, folks—forgive me) back at my parents' house, so I asked my friend Nick (names have not been changed to protect those involved) to download it for me from his parents' PC. A few weeks later, I was sleeping over his house with a few friends and we'd just smoked some suburban weed in the guest house bathroom, getting ready to do something else with our time. As we milled about in a fresh haze, I thought it would be a good time to go into his considerable iTunes library and finally take a listen to Plague Soundscapes. As Julia Roberts once said in Pretty Woman: big mistake—huge. I hit play on "Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us," a song that sounds as insane as its title suggests, and I was immediately frozen in terror upon hearing the bursts of ugly screaming and mangled electronics that opens the song. "Earwax…" only runs 52 seconds long—the Locust were never ones for overstaying their welcome—but I turned it off after five had elapsed, safely decamping to the comforts of Explosions in the Sky's The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place instead. Typical stoner shit. —Larry Fitzmaurice
1) The Locust - "Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us"
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2) XTC – "Jason and the Argonauts"
3) Binaural Beats
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4) Dave Matthews Band – "#41" Live at Wrigley Field
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5) Nirvana – "Endless, Nameless"
6) Ed Sheeran – "Shape of You"
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7) Weezer - "In the Garage"
8) Pharrell - "Happy"
9) James Blunt - "You're Beautiful"
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10) Spirit - "Potatoland Theme"
11) AFI - "Miseria Cantare (The Beginning)"
12) Willie Nelson – "Moonlight in Vermont"
You're probably thinking there's no way that Willie Nelson, the most famous stoner of all time, a guy who has smoked weed on the roof of the White House, has ever made music that gets worse when you smoke weed. And technically speaking, you're not wrong. But Stardust, Willie's quintuple platinum 1978 album of standards, is pretty sedate fare, and "Moonlight in Vermont," is perhaps the most sedate of all. It's possible that you will smoke weed and enjoy it, but it is equally if not more possible that you will smoke weed and it will put you to sleep. "Moonlight in Vermont" is just that calm a song. You're better off rolling up to just about any other song in Willie's catalog, which, to be fair, you absolutely should do at your earliest possible convenience. — Kyle KramerCheck out the rest of Noisey's Weed Week coverage here.