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Sexpo is the yearly Comic Con for people who like fucking. Because Iâm extremely single and have the mindset of a teenage boy, itâs something Iâve been gunning to check out.Walking around, the obvious question would be to ask performers, models and punters what their ultimate fuck-jam is. But we also wanted to know the length of a song that people could fuck to. A 45 second Anal Cunt blast, a 12-minute epic psych jam or an hour long drone from Sleep's Dopesmoker album?Peter and Jamie attended last yearâs Sexpo and have plans to make it a yearly tradition. But with Peter challenging himself to the âNo-Nut-Novemberâ, a month free of masturbation, it seems odd that heâs at an event that involves naked bodies covered only with tassels and a 20 foot dick ride named âThe Shafterâ. It seems the young stud is into 'non kink' discipline.He tells me that he loves listening to Eric Clapton when having sex. He loves Clapton so much, he can last to âCocaineâ and âLaylaâ back-to-back. I pray for him that itâs the radio cut, and not the ridiculous live versions. Jamieâs more of a funk dude, preferring to bone out to the entirety of Funkadelicâs âMaggot Brainâ. I wasnât sure if he meant the album or song but after finding out that the album goes for 53 minutes, Iâm pretty sure he meant song.The MyFreeCams gals were working their brilliant online teasing magic. Billie Fox was donned in goth attire with killer eyeliner. So it made sense that Marilyn Manson is her fuck jam. âEvery goddamn time. Manson gets me in the mood and keeps me there,â she told me. I suspect that Manson's horniest album The Last Tour on Earth is on heavy rotation within the cam rooms, and that Billie can definitely last the whole 70 minutes to the "God of Fuck".Lisa Ann is one of the worldâs biggest MILF porn stars and so the line to meet and pose for photos with her was longer than âThe Shafterâ. But Lisa Ann is a straight-up, business-orientated bad bitch who has cornered the global oedipus market. And she doesnât give a fuck about music. âWe never listen to music on set, itâs just not a thing. So, Iâm not really used to itâ. I asked what she can last to at home. The theme for ESPN's Sports Centre. Absolute baller, that's 3:24 seconds of serious gameplay.Itâs weird to be sitting on a beanbag beside legendary porn star Ron Jeremy. I asked what song gets him hot. âIâm a Yogi. Of course, itâs Enya. Always Enya" is his response. The thought of Ron Jeremy maintaining an erection to âOrinoco Flow (Sail Away)â makes me feel uncomfortable. Actually, sitting this close to Jeremy makes me feel uncomfortable.Whatever. From ESPN to Enya Iâll never listen to these these tunes the same way again. Sign me up for next year!Follow Hannah on Twitter.Ron Jeremy has been accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women. This was not acknowledged at the time of this article's publication.
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