67 on gardening gloves. What a glorious sentence and beautiful proposition. Do they shop at B&Q? Are they liable to have dried out skin after taking them off? What's their preference in colour? Are these questions even going to be asked, or does the horticultural attire relate to something more risqué? Well, reader, you're going to have to watch the video above to find out.
By now you should know how 'People Vs.' goes – and even if you don't, it's pretty simple – so prepare to be spared from the guff. Just watch that shit. Then, if you so please, gander on down below at some more episodes.