Remember when Lil Kim was a thing? CORRECTION IDIOTS LIL KIM IS FOREVER. While, yeah, you had your Queen Latifahs and your MC Lytes holding it down for the females in the rap game, but when Kimberly Denise Jones rolled into the music industry it was a breath of fresh…okay, maybe not fresh but heavy with dark musk perfume and pheromones, air. Unmistakably female, instead of imitating her male counterparts, she slut-dropped her way into the hip-hop consciousness, while rhyming about cunninglingus and wearing high leg thongs. What’s not to admire?
So, ahead of her headlining Lovebox this Sunday, I put on my acrylic blonde wig and
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THE TIME SHE CHAMPIONED THE CROTCH SHOT (AND RELEASED HARD CORE)
AND THE TIME SHE CHAMPIONED POSH ALTER EGO
THE TIME SHE WAS THE ULTIMATE SIDECHICK
THE TIME SHE RELEASED HARDCORE
THE TIME SHE HAD THE BEST WIGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
THAT TIME SHE DID ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’
THE TIME SHE WAS IN ‘SHE’S ALL THAT’
Yeah, I don’t even know.
THE TIME SHE GOT A TIT OUT AT THE VMAS
ALL OF THESE VINTAGE MO DAOUD PHOTOS
THE TIME SHE TRIED TO SING
THE TIME SHE’S THE MOST SUCCESSFUL RAPPER
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