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power rankings

Noisey Power Rankings: November 5 - November 9

Lil Jon got snubbed by the dementia President so that's a positive in our book. But Scary Spice goes down because Baby Spice puked in her mouth once.
Noisey Staff
Deep Shit

The Chainsmokers' New Single's Lyrics, Ranked by Chainsmokers-Ness

"I post a picture of myself 'cause I'm lonely / Everyone knows what I look like / Not even one of them knows me​" is not even the top one on "Everybody Hates Me."
Lauren O'Neill
New music

Who Is the Sick Boy, Really? A Meditation on The Chainsmokers’ New Single

Is it you? Perhaps.
Alex Robert Ross
The Greatest Things Of All Time

The Chainsmokers Finally, Thankfully Fell Out of the Billboard Top 10

Music kinda sucks now, but at least the Chainsmokers took an L.
Phil Witmer
Noisey News

The Chainsmokers Crashed a Prom and Threatened to Crash Yours Next

You have been warned.
Alex Robert Ross

The Chainsmokers Are Bad, but It’s Not for the Reason You Think

On their debut album 'Memories... Do Not Open,' The Chainsmokers embrace nostalgia, for better or probably worse.
Larry Fitzmaurice
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Did Donald Trump Jr. Fall Backwards Through an Urban Outfitters Sale or Did The Chainsmokers Just Perform on SNL?

If it matters what they played, then they played "Paris" and "Break Up Every Night."
Alex Robert Ross

The Future of VR at Music Festivals Isn't as Lame as You Think

Music festivals are gearing up for an arms race in VR experiences, and this summer is likely to be an inflection point. But what will that look like?
Miles Raymer
Future Days

All New Music Is Bad (Except for Desiigner)

How the collective desire to consume everything all the time has made music fans not able to understand anything at all.
VICE Staff
Coldplay Alert!

Hell Is Real and It Sounds Like This Kinda Lit Coldplay and Chainsmokers Song

You were honestly hoping this collab would be "Something Just Like This," weren't you?
Kyle Kramer