Noisey News

A$AP Rocky Needs a $100,000 Bed Because He "Has a Lot of Orgies"

In an interview with Esquire, the Harlem rapper reveals some pretty wild stories about his sexual history.
Kristin Corry
New music

Wiz Khalifa and Swae Lee Get Hopeless and Romantic on "Hopeless Romantic"

Wiz Khalifa asks a very important question on the latest track from 'Rolling Papers 2.'
Alex Robert Ross

This Bullshit World Was Predicted by Pulp's 'This Is Hardcore'

The Brit-pop icons' sixth album is dark, filthy, and essential for understanding modern life.
Andrea Domanick
Noisey News

Young Thug Would Like To Be Referred to as 'SEX' Now, Thanks

Has he thought this through? What effect is this going to have on his daily life?
Lauren O'Neill

We Asked Around Sexpo to Find Out People's Go-To Fuck Jams

Turns out that porn legend Ron Jeremy gets it on to new age music.
Hannah Ballantyne
internet video of particular importance

A Bunch of Grime MCs Answer Dumb Questions People Asked on a Mommy Blog

The website famous for posts like 'Memorable Poos in Inappropriate Places' and the UK's most popular music genre collide.
Noisey UK Staff

Sex Is Never Just Sex on St. Vincent's 'Masseduction'

The album travels the path of seduction to its messy existential aftermath and how one can possibly move forward from that carnage.
Sarah MacDonald
larging it

A Real-Life Investigation into Whether "Good" Sex Music Is a Thing

My boyfriend and I banged to a bunch of different songs to find out, once and for all.
Rachel Grace Almeida
pop science

The Music Theory Behind Why Rihanna's "Sex With Me" Is So Sexy

Includes a link between the bonus track's chord progression and, well, Wagner.
Emily Bootle
Internet Exploring

Hi, Semi-Sentient Microsoft AI Chat Bot: Do You Like to Do Sex?

...and more importantly, how do you feel about sliding upon Drake?
Noisey Staff
Internet Videos Of Particular Importance

Ariana Grande and Future Make Everyone Horny as Hell in "Everyday" Video

These couples have definitely listened to 'HNDRXX' a whole bunch.
Phil Witmer
Holy Shit

Australians Enjoyed Banging to the Star Wars Cantina Band More Than Anything Else Last Year

Because nothing is sexier than music for alien bar fights.
Phil Witmer