Rod Stewart

Not Actual News

Here’s a Bullshit Non-Story About Rod Stewart Staging a “Mock Execution” in the Desert

Good that we forced him to apologize though. Who knows what horrors his lack of contrition may have wrought.
Alex Robert Ross
3.3.17
Objectively Correct Lists

26 Musicians Too Rock to Show Up for Their Own Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction

What's more anti-establishment than not showing up for your own party?
9.28.15
Holy Shit

Watch A$AP Rocky's "Hip-Hop Hollywood Love Story" Video for "Everyday," Feat. Rod Stewart, Miguel, and Mark Ronson

Yes, Rod Stewart is in the video.
Kyle Kramer
8.26.15
Holy Shit

A$AP Rocky Just Dropped a Track with Rod Stewart, Mark Ronson, and Miguel

Finally, Rod Stewart is an A$AP Mob affiliate.
John Hill
5.8.15
New music

Re-Doing the Damage Done with Danny Whitten’s Veins

Influenced by Venom P Stinger and Flipper these Adelaide punks inflict major damage.
Noisey Staff
6.12.14
Premieres

Listen to a New Song from Young Turks

It's all moshy and fingerpointy.
Noisey Staff
10.2.13
Chart Burn

Rod Stewart's "She Makes Me Happy" Is The Worst Love Letter Ever Written

Guess how many people it took to write this song.
Nick Greene
6.19.13
Features

The Canadian Grammies are Called the Juno Awards, and They're Very Random and Canadian

First off, all of these awards are sponsored by gigantic companies which makes them immediately suspect, and Rod Stewart's Christmas album got nominated as the International Album of the Year, which seems like a clerical error.
Max Mertens
2.21.13
Reviews

The Twelve Days Of Mero - Rod Stewart's "Merry Christmas, Baby"

STANDOUT TRACK: THE ONE ABOUT CHRISTMAS WAS OKAY.
The Kid Mero
12.18.12