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The 69 Worst Instruments of All Time

Finally, a definitive ranking of the most awful sound-makers.
Noisey Staff
7.12.18
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Determining the Definitive Drake Face

'Scorpion' is here, so there's never been a better time to sculpt the Boy's Mount Rushmore of moods with this comprehensive list.
Devin Pacholik
Jabbari Weekes
Sarah MacDonald
7.5.18
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God Bless Tyler, the Creator and All of 2018's Great One-Off Singles

Tyler has been on one, putting out tracks from yesterday's "PEACH FUZZ" and "GELATO" to "OKRA" – so here's a loosie appreciation post.
Ryan Bassil
Tshepo Mokoena
Daisy Jones
6.27.18
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Bongs of the Summer, Ranked

The biggest hits of the season ahead.
Andrea Domanick
5.25.18
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7 Essential Lil B Mixtapes to Get You Started on the Based Path

Much of Lil B's mammoth discography has finally hit streaming services. Here are a few of the #rare albums you should collect.
Phil Witmer
4.24.18
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coachella 2018

69 Wild-Ass Predictions for What Beyoncé Will Do At Coachella

We have some totally plausible ideas for what Queen Bey will do when she takes the stage at the Empire Polo grounds Saturday night.
Noisey Staff
4.13.18
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A Few Key Things Elton John Should Be Aware of Now That He's Joined Tumblr

Sir Elton, let me tell you about 'Homestuck.' And 'Steven Universe.' And SuperWhoLock.
Phil Witmer
4.5.18
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The Specific Lines from Songs that Give You The Feels

These lyrics and their delivery make us feel good / bad / higher than God.
Noisey UK Staff
3.27.18
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All the Terrible People You'll Meet on a Kanye-Themed Dating App

If Yeezy Dating—an upcoming dating site for Kanye fans—is our only pool to pick from, then Yeezus have mercy on our souls.
Phil Witmer
3.21.18
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Every Handshake in '8 Mile', Ranked

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, to rank all of Eminem's handshakes, would you capture it or just let it slip?
Dan Ozzi
3.7.18
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Anthems, Ranked

We have ranked the anthems.
Noisey Staff
2.21.18
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Fergie’s “Star Spangled Banner” Wasn’t As Bad As These Ones

She’s since issued an apology, but remember Scott Stapp from Creed honking like a seagull at the 2005 Nascar Ford 400?
Daisy Jones
Lauren O'Neill
Tshepo Mokoena
2.21.18