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Objectively Correct Lists

Songs to Listen to As Your Eyes Are Fried by the Eclipse

We'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
Phil Witmer
Jabbari Weekes
8.21.17
Coldplay Alert!

Coldplay's "A L I E N S" Is Not About Memes or the Illuminati, but It's Fine

Brian Eno is on this track, we're good.
Phil Witmer
7.7.17
aliens and that

A Brief History of Matt Bellamy's Brushes with Conspiracy Theories

Of course he thinks he's seen a UFO.
Lauren O'Neill
7.6.17
Deep Ass Questions

What Is the Millennial "Stairway to Heaven?" A Battle Royale

Is it Kanye? Coldplay? Could it be... Keane?
Phil Witmer
3.14.17
Noisey News

Oh Hell Yeah Buds, Lorde Is Playing Osheaga This Year

The only act better than her on the Montreal fest's lineup is Muse.
Phil Witmer
2.28.17
Rihanna

Survey On Sex at Festivals Reveals That People Are Boinking to All the Wrong Things

Who is sexing to Muse? Why? Wait, I don't want the answer.
Alex Robert Ross
8.24.16
The Greatest Things Of All Time

A Tribute to Muse, the Band That Mounts the World

An entirely unprompted celebration of the band that does rock music the best because they do it the dumbest.
Phil Witmer
8.5.16
the worst things of all time

Muse's Big Dumb Blimp Drone Crashed into Their Poor Fans at a Show

Thankfully, nobody was physically harmed.
John Hill
4.15.16
Who Actually Listens To...

Who the Hell Actually Listens to Muse?

I went to meet the legions of Supermassive Musers to find out why the melodramatic Devon prog-rockers seem to have become Britain's perennial headliner.
Daisy Jones
4.5.16
the worst things of all time

Nine Bands We'd Like to Never Headline a Festival Again

They've had their time. Let's start 2016 different to how we've started the last 15 years.
Noisey Staff
11.27.15
Features

Clearly Muse Are Asking to Have a Dick Photoshopped on to Their Album Cover so Here It Is

Like, come on.
Noisey Staff
3.12.15
Op-Eds

We Should All Be Able to Judge an Album by Its Cover

Cover art matters if you want your album to stick around.
10.19.14
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