Jill Scott Is Trying To Dismantle 'No Nut November'
During a live performance, the neo-soul and self-love queen put on a grand showcase of her divine talents on the mic. Yes, we mean that sexually.
Drake Once Again Has the Birthday That a Rich Teenage Boy Would Have
Drizzy had a gaudy ass 2000s-themed party and loved every minute of it.
Never Forget That Eminem Could Beat Your Ass at 'Donkey Kong'
Rap's nerd king was once on a quest to be the best DK player in the world. He got kinda close actually.
Talking to the People Who Promote Their Soundcloud With Viral Tweets
You've seen the replies – "Wow, this blew up lol. Well since y’all here *check out my music*" – but just how effective is this form of marketing?
The Beatles Have Been Talking About Jerking Off Together Since the 60s
Beatles fans have already known that Paul and John had "wanking sessions" together because, apparently, neither of them could shut up about it.
Erika W. Smith
Some Genius Combined Morrissey Lyrics with Amazon Reviews of P90X
With lyrics auto-populated by a predictive text generator, the song is an AI-created masterpiece of music and peak physical fitness.
Is Ice-T Dril? An Exhaustive Investigation
Many have noted that the rapper-turned-actor has a lot in common with the internet poet laureate. Let's examine this further through the power of "Tweets."
The Strange Conspiracy Theory Behind Jaden Smith's New Album
'SYRE: The Electric Album' is supposed to be in tune with the cosmos, but it's not really in tune with anything. How did Jaden get here?
Alex Robert Ross
It's Been Three Days and I'm Still Obsessed With PUSHA-T's Wedding
How are you going to top a wedding with Pharrell as your Best Man? I'll wait.
Did Internet Trolls Finally Ruin the Burning Man Facebook Page for Good?
The annual Nevada festival has not created a Facebook event page in two years after mercilessly being bombarded with shitposting.
What Would Be Your Ideal Drake Album?
If you were only allowed ten songs, what would make the cut for the best Drake album possible? We need to know.
This Country Tune About Not Dying in Floods Is the Real Song of the Summer
The National Weather Service of America wants you to know that you should "Turn Around Don't Drown" in this alarmingly catchy and terrifyingly dystopian new ad.
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