Ja Rule and Metallica’s Lost Rap-Metal Atrocity Is Worse than Fyre Festival
Watch this hilarious 2002 video of Swizz Beatz convincing these rap and metal titans that “We Did It Again” is actually a good song.
So, What’s Joyner Lucas’s Deal?
Seriously, what’s up with this dude?
This Bootleg Netflix Drake Documentary Is The Purest Form of Agony
'Drake: Rewriting the Rules' is a new entry in a line of garbage, basic documentaries about Drake without Drake.
Video of Drake Kissing, Fondling Underage Girl Surfaces On Twitter
In the 2010 onstage encounter, the 17-year-old fan tells Drake her age, to which he responds "I can't go to jail yet, man!"
Patti Smith's Instagram Celebrates The Basic Beauty of Life
The legendary punk singer and writer joined Instagram this year and it became a place of unbridled joy in this hellscape that we’re living in.
Some Beautiful Weirdo Reviewed Every Album on Our Albums of the Year List
100 albums. 100 tweets. One Noisey reader with too much time on his hands.
A List of People Who Have Won Ice-T’s Dumbfuck of the Day Award
These poor bastards have all fallen victim to the cold hand of Twitter's merciless sensei.
Jill Scott Is Trying To Dismantle 'No Nut November'
During a live performance, the neo-soul and self-love queen put on a grand showcase of her divine talents on the mic. Yes, we mean that sexually.
Drake Once Again Has the Birthday That a Rich Teenage Boy Would Have
Drizzy had a gaudy ass 2000s-themed party and loved every minute of it.
Never Forget That Eminem Could Beat Your Ass at 'Donkey Kong'
Rap's nerd king was once on a quest to be the best DK player in the world. He got kinda close actually.
Talking to the People Who Promote Their Soundcloud With Viral Tweets
You've seen the replies – "Wow, this blew up lol. Well since y’all here *check out my music*" – but just how effective is this form of marketing?
The Beatles Have Been Talking About Jerking Off Together Since the 60s
Beatles fans have already known that Paul and John had "wanking sessions" together because, apparently, neither of them could shut up about it.
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