Dicks

Deep Ass Questions

Grown Men Can't Decide Whether Justin Bieber's Dick is Massive or Tiny

The potential of a flaccid dong is wildly unpredictable.
Emma Garland
10.8.15
Breaking News

Wait, Does Pitbull Have the Biggest D in Pop Music? (NSFW, Probably)

I slowed down the video for "Fun" and if Miami is bringing the heat, then Pitbull brings the big ol' flamethrower.
6.19.15
Breaking News

This Band Replaced the Words in Famous Songs with “My Dick”

Did John Lennon really want us to imagine a world without My Dick?
Dan Wilkinson
4.1.15
Features

Clearly Muse Are Asking to Have a Dick Photoshopped on to Their Album Cover so Here It Is

Like, come on.
Noisey Staff
3.12.15
Instagram Report

What Musicians Were Wearing and Sharing on Instagram This Week 2/15: NSFW Edition!

Valentine's Day edition!
Emma-Lee Moss
2.15.15
Premieres

Dwarves Have a New Video for "Sluts of the USA" and Surprise, It's VERY NSFW

Check out the new video with tons of nudity and dedicated to our men and women of ill repute
Noisey Staff
10.20.14
Deep Ass Questions

How Big of a Dick Are We Talking on "Anaconda," Anyway?

If Michael, who used to ride motorcycles, had a dick bigger than a tower and we're not talking Eiffels, where does that leave us, Nicki Minaj?
Kyle Kramer
9.15.14
Interviews

We Interviewed Ron Jeremy About His Perfect, Piano-Playing Penis

Ron Jeremy made a seven-inch about appreciating classical music where he plays "1812 Overture" with his schlong.
Hilary Hughes
4.17.14
Features

Tour Date-ing - Lord Dying

Welcome to Tour Date-ing, a new column where we post an artist's tour dates, but only if they answer our weird questions about sex.
Noisey Staff
10.15.13
Interviews

Somebody Stole The Black Angels' Guitars But They Still Recorded This Live EP You Can Download

Cop your copy of 'Live from San Francisco' here.
Eric Sundermann
8.20.13
Interviews

We Talked to Ted Nugent About Freedom, America, and Killing Shit

In which Ted Nugent claims to have started straight edge punk, explains why having a constitution is conducive to kick-ass guitar solos, and claims he'd be able to survive in the woods forever.
Drew Millard
8.15.13