Dan Ozzi

America's Only Music Writer™. 

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Deep Ass Questions

An Elaborate Theory About What Happened When Travis Scott Fell in That Hole

Let's dive in.
Trey Smith
Dan Ozzi
2.1.19
APOLOGIES

The Whole Weezer/"Africa" Thing Was My Fault and I’m So Sorry

A Noisey editor's formal apology for helping to create a pop culture monster.
Dan Ozzi
1.25.19
Rank Your Records

Hopeless Records Founder Louis Posen Picks the Label's Ten Best Releases

For the California-based punk label's 25th anniversary, we had the founder pick his ten favorite releases out of a catalog of hundreds.
Dan Ozzi
1.3.19
Deep Ass Questions

Where Are the 'Home Alone' Characters Now? We Take Wild Guesses

We speculate on what happened to Kevin, Harry, Marv, Buzz, and the rest of the characters and this did not go as expected.
Dan Ozzi
Trey Smith
12.20.18
Internet Exploring

Some Beautiful Weirdo Reviewed Every Album on Our Albums of the Year List

100 albums. 100 tweets. One Noisey reader with too much time on his hands.
Dan Ozzi
12.18.18
Internet Exploring

A List of People Who Have Won Ice-T’s Dumbfuck of the Day Award

These poor bastards have all fallen victim to the cold hand of Twitter's merciless sensei.
Dan Ozzi
12.17.18
Rank Your Records

The Marked Men’s Mark Ryan Ranks the Band’s Four Seminal Punk Albums

The guitarist of the influential Texas four-piece looks back at their four infectious LPs.
Dan Ozzi
11.29.18
Interviews

Chris Gethard Will Always Be a Loser (and That’s OK)

The comedian reflects on life after 'The Chris Gethard Show,' the surprise success of his call-in podcast, and his new book of life advice, 'Lose Well.'
Dan Ozzi
11.29.18
Interviews

An Interview in a Nail Salon with Leikeli47 About Her New Album ‘Acrylic’

A morning at a nail salon with Brooklyn rapper Leikeli47 revealed why her sophomore album, 'Acrylic' provides a snapshot of black life and a masterclass on the value of black-owned businesses.
Kristin Corry
11.27.18
Premieres

This John K. Samson Song Will Keep You Warm Through the Winter

The former Weakerthans’ frontman covers a track by Christine Fellows for Kevin Devine’s split seven-inch series.
Dan Ozzi
11.7.18
At The Movies

‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Was Alright, but It Could Have Been... Verrry Niiiiice!

The Queen biopic was better off without Sacha Baron Cohen's gritty vision of frontman Freddie Mercury's life story...... NOT.
Dan Ozzi
10.31.18
Predictive Text Reviews

We Had an iPhone's Predictive Text Review Classic Nu Metal Albums

Apple's algorithms did a better job of explaining Limp Bizkit than we ever could, anyway.
Dan Ozzi
10.9.18
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