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Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. Diarrhea. This is sad news.

Nashville's Diarrhea Planet announced today that they'd be calling it quits after almost a decade together. And while this news comes as a bummer for many reasons, not least of which being that the band was a living homage to the power of GUITARS, the most personally devastating part is that "diarrhea" is one of the few tricky words I can spell properly without having to look it up. I never know where the damn H is supposed to go in "The Afghan Whigs" and always have to sound out "Desaparecidos" phonetically, but when it came to "diarrhea" I always just knew exactly where everything went. My brain always instinctively guided my fingers towards those eight properly ordered letters.

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