The year 2016, as has been proven by science, was trash. Just a bottomless cesspool of humanity's toxic waste wrought out over 12 months. But, like any pit full of radioactive sludge, there was some good stuff waiting for those willing to hold their noses and trudge through it to the bottom. So while it seemed like this year has been an unending barrage of bad news and worse people, there were actually a few good things to be found if you knew where to look. 113 by our count. And here they all are in one convenient place.
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Danzig Making a Cameo on Portlandia as a Beach Goth
When Good Morning America Called the Kermit Meme "Tea Lizard"
Dave Chappelle Being Released from Illuminati Captivity and Entertaining Us Again
Mother Fucking Paul McCartney Taking the Mannequin Challenge
Gucci Mane Getting Out of Prison and Proceeding to Have the Best Possible Year
The 100th Anniversary of the National Parks Service
Dolly Parton, Still Gracing This Unworthy Garbage Planet with Her Majesty
That Dude Climbing Trump Tower
Antonin Scalia Dying
Frinkiac Launching and Revolutionizing the Way We Quote The Simpsons
Leonardo DiCaprio Finally Getting His Oscar
This Metalhead Headbanging with an American Flag to Slayer During Hurricane Matthew
Our Local Pizzeria Making the News for Creating a Pizza Box… Out of Pizza
Pokémon Go Stampedes
This White Woman Being Extremely Concerned About Vince Staples's Lyrics
This Remix We Made of Said Extremely Concerned White Woman
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Swedish Fish Oreos
Vice
32B South 1st Street
Brooklyn, NY 11249
The 24-Hour Lifespan of Daaaamn Daniel
Gene Simmons Falling Flat on His Ass on Stage
Atlanta
Nick Jonas Bombing His American Country Music Awards Guitar Solo Real Bad
And then people on Instagram owning him real good.
That Day Vice Had a Hot Dog Eating Contest in the Lobby and Noisey's Own Kyle Kramer Owned That Shit
A New Tribe Called Quest Album
The Stoked Kid
This Hero's Tweet
Obama Answering the Dog Pants Question
Kyle Mooney's Flawless Nardwuar Impression
BodegaHive
This Photo of Tim Tebow
Be racist shitbags somewhere else plz.
The Underwater Episode of Bojack Horseman
Desiigner Puking Mid-Dab on Stage and Keep Going Like Nothing Happened
Sad Ben Affleck
The Hero Bills Fan Who Threw a Dildo on the Field
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When Kanye Said He Doesn't Do Butt Stuff
Cher's Twitter Account in General
George Bush Being Drunk AF at This Police Officer's Funeral
This Kid Doing a McFlip Off a McDonalds Counter
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Chris Christie Getting Perpetually Curb Your Enthusiasmed
"Hey, Authority"
"Harambe" (But Not Harambe)
The "Hungry Guys" Skit from SNL
Please Clap.
Don't Talk to Me or My Son Ever Again
Jon Snow Coming Back to Life
Ben Carson Fucking Up the Presidential Debate Intros
Orlando Bloom's Adventures in Nude Paddleboarding (Google It Yourself, Perv)
This Monkey Losing His Shit Over a Magic Trick
Eric Andre Asking Alex Jones if He'd Have Sex with His Wife at the RNC
Smash Mouth Guy Meeting Guy Fieri
Ross Playing Robert Kardashian
"Put Some Respect on My Name"
Adam Sandler Running into Justin Bieber on the Street and Calling Him Homeboy
Go ahead and pound that mf like button.
Beyoncé Playing at the Super Bowl and Just Existing in General
Michelle Obama Doing the Only Good Episode of Carpool Karaoke
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This Photo of Bill Gates Smelling Poop Through a Tube
"Issa Knife"
This Page About Pillows in DJ Khaled's Book
The Cubs Winning the Super Bowl or Whatever
That Balloon Scene in the Pee-wee Netflix Movie
This Br00tal Music Video
The Mr. Krabs Meme
J Cole Going Platinum with No Features
The Bounce House That Flew into Power Lines
McDonald's Serving Breakfast All Day
Dat Boi
Views Getting Memed so Hard That It Was Impossible to Judge It Objectively as an Artform
Dogs That Look Like Fried Chicken
Jidenna's Cameo on Insecure
Fabolous's Face During Desiigner's BET Awards Performance
This Photo of the Zodiac Killer Having His Soul Snapped in Half
That Guy Punching the Kangaroo
The Eagles Breaking Up
The Arthur Meme
Frank Ocean Wearing Vans to the White House
The Secret Life of Pets
This Friggin' LIT Parade
The Honey Bun Baby
Drake Getting Shut Down by Rihanna at the VMAs
That Modern Baseball Video Where They Did a Spot-on Freaks & Geeks Parody
When Noisey Dressed as the Vice Sports Staff as a Halloween Prank but None of Them Came to the Office That Day but We Still Looked Good as Hell
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