Rolling Stone's "50 Things Millenials Have Never Heard Of" is a marvelously constructed piece of clickbait, a 50-page slideshow that manages to trigger nostalgia, confusion and the part of the brain that makes thinkpieces happen in both millenials and old people alike. But it's also a thrown gauntlet. It says, "Look at these kids! Ha!", explicitly declaring that the magazine's target audience is "not millenials".So you don't want us to read your stupid magazine? Fine. Here's some shit you've never heard of. Fuck you dad!1.) Young Thug
2.) Mishka
3.) The expression "dead ass"
4.) Charles Hamilton's fall from grace
5.) Tinder
6.) Chippy Nonstop
7.) Dab Gauntlets
8.) Gunplay
9.) Tiny Skateboards
10.) That "Mathamatamatic" Vine
11.) Cloud Rap
12.) Rosa Acosta
13.) Magikarp
14.) #gettintip
15.) Memphis Bleek's Garnier Fructis Commercial
16.) #been #trill
17.) Misandry
18.) The Bilderberg Group
19.) DJ Khaled and his Nuvo bottle in the "Out Here Grindin" video
20.) Boosie's verse in "Out Here Grindin"
21.) How ill Minor League Baseball logos are
22.) Roseate Spoonbills
23.) Ghosts
24.) "Matrix": The internet drug that lets you blow lines of your favorite websites
25.) The unfeasibility of starting a "career" in the traditional sense in this day and age
26.) "Type of Way"
Skinny Friedman has heard of these things. He's on Twitter — @skinny412