Primitive Calculators

  • Talking To Oscar Key Sung About His Parents

    Don’t worry it’s not boring, he also tells us about his budget.

  • Primitive Calculator's First Track in 35 Years will Tear Balls

    Holy fucking shit. Primitive Calculators waited 35 years to release this, the lead single from their first ever studio album, and it’s a total ball-tearer.

  • Big And Ugly

    It's 1979 and Robert 'Simply Irresistible' Palmer stands at the back of a dingy Melbourne venue in his best pop star finery looking at the stage in mild disgust. Someone from his entourage has dragged him along to a Little Bands night and he doesn't...

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