Stormzy Deserves to Headline Glastonbury

So what if he only has one album? He's evolving, which is important for fans who enjoy seeing their faves level up—and for music in general.
Ryan Bassil

How to Get Into Glastonbury Without a Ticket

So you missed out for the second time running. Here's what you can do instead to make sure you get to next year's festival.
Patrick Heardman

Festivals Can Still Be Radical Spaces, If You Want Them To Be

But do festival organisers genuinely want to use their resources to change the world for the better? Or is it simply a matter of marketing?
Michael Segalov
Noisey News

Ed Sheeran Has Quit Twitter Because Not Even He Is Safe #Online

"I go on it and there's nothing but people saying mean things" :(
Lauren O'Neill
Noisey News

Let’s All Cry to Sampha Covering Solange’s “Cranes in the Sky”

The BBC Radio session from last week's Glastonbury has the London-born artist returning to 'A Seat at the Table,' which he contributed to last year.
Alex Robert Ross
Glastonbury 2017

I Saw All The Dumbest-Sounding Shit At Glasto So You Didn't Have To

Why go and see Warpaint on The Park Stage when you could be watching Disgraceful Squids on Bez's Flying Bus?
Emma Garland
Glastonbury 2017

Who Glastonbury's Secret Sets Will Be, According to a Psychic Wizard

We need ANSWERS, goddammit!
Daisy Jones

Survey On Sex at Festivals Reveals That People Are Boinking to All the Wrong Things

Who is sexing to Muse? Why? Wait, I don't want the answer.
Alex Robert Ross

Kanye Talks Ikea, Running for President, and Glastonbury in an Interview with Annie Mac

"Yo Ikea, allow Kanye to create!"
Noisey Staff
festivals 2016

Where Are You Michael Eavis? Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!

Like the Bigfoot hunters in Texas, I decided to dedicate an unhealthy proportion of my time at Glastonbury to seeking out the rare, mythical creature that is... the lesser spotted Michael Eavis.
Oobah Butler
festivals 2016

Nude Saunas and Stone Dragons: Searching for Spirituality at Glastonbury

Fuck watching bands and taking drugs. My mission here was to seek out a new way of getting high.
Ryan Bassil
festivals 2016

A 24-Hour Portrait of a Man at Glastonbury

We followed the same guy around the festival with a camera for 24 hours to document his search for hedonistic enlightenment. Here's what happened...
Ryan Bassil
Oobah Butler