Dan Ozzi

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Deep Ass Questions

An Elaborate Theory About What Happened When Travis Scott Fell in That Hole

Let's dive in.
Trey Smith
Dan Ozzi
2.3.19
APOLOGIES

The Whole Weezer/"Africa" Thing Was My Fault and I’m So Sorry

A Noisey editor's formal apology for helping to create a pop culture monster.
Dan Ozzi
1.28.19
Remembering Things

Flight of the Conchords’ Best Song Was Also Their Least Funny One

The comedy-folk duo made a name for themselves for their humorous songs about killer robots and rapping hippopotamuses, but it was an early deep cut that showed off their lyrical prowess.
Dan Ozzi
1.8.19
Deep Ass Questions

Where Are the 'Home Alone' Characters Now? We Take Wild Guesses

We speculate on what happened to Kevin, Harry, Marv, Buzz, and the rest of the characters and this did not go as expected.
Dan Ozzi
Trey Smith
12.24.18
Noisey News

Hear Two Songs Laura Stevenson Wrote for Her Mother on Her Birthday

All proceeds from the sales go to benefit Safe Horizons.
Dan Ozzi
12.24.18
Internet Exploring

Some Beautiful Weirdo Reviewed Every Album on Our Albums of the Year List

100 albums. 100 tweets. One Noisey reader with too much time on his hands.
Dan Ozzi
12.19.18
Internet Exploring

A List of People Who Have Won Ice-T’s Dumbfuck of the Day Award

These poor bastards have all fallen victim to the cold hand of Twitter's merciless sensei.
Dan Ozzi
12.17.18
Interviews

Chris Gethard Will Always Be a Loser (and That’s OK)

The comedian reflects on life after 'The Chris Gethard Show,' the surprise success of his call-in podcast, and his new book of life advice, 'Lose Well.'
Dan Ozzi
11.29.18
Premieres

These Might Just Be the Last Songs the World Ever Gets from The Marked Men

We'll probably never get another album from the power pop legends, but 'On the Other Side,' their collection of loose tracks, is a nice substitute.
Dan Ozzi
11.19.18
Interviews

An Interview in a Nail Salon with Leikeli47 About Her New Album ‘Acrylic’

A morning at a nail salon with Brooklyn rapper Leikeli47 revealed why her sophomore album, 'Acrylic' provides a snapshot of black life and a masterclass on the value of black-owned businesses.
Kristin Corry
11.17.18
Internet Exploring

You’re All Following Henry Rollins’ Manager’s Instagram Account, Right?

Please follow this glorious account of music's notoriously angry man letting his guard down, if you're not already doing so.
Dan Ozzi
11.16.18
Premieres

This John K. Samson Song Will Keep You Warm Through the Winter

The former Weakerthans’ frontman covers a track by Christine Fellows for Kevin Devine’s split seven-inch series.
Dan Ozzi
11.7.18
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